Song Parodies -> A Kick In The Crotch
| Original Song Title: | "Ain't That A Kick In The Head" |
| Original Performer: | Dean Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Kick In The Crotch" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Aim lips and she turns her head
I smooch her collar, instead
On her, dribble my scotch..
Gets me a kick in the crotch..
It hurt, that shot from the left
Still I'm primed to be Hugh Hef-
Snag her hair in my watch..
Chalk 'nother kick in the crotch
Determined boozer,
Hot looks, she cooks, I can't lose her
Maybe some jokes to amuse her..
She starts to smile and it's beautiful..
Next move.. my top pick up lines
Begin to hear boredom whines
Not in my bed, a notch..
One final kick in the crotch..
As a Don Juan, I botch
Three times, a kick in the crotch
Think I'll just hang with scotch,
Three times, a kick in the crotch
Her foot is like Susquatch,
Three times, a kick in the crotch
I smooch her collar, instead
On her, dribble my scotch..
Gets me a kick in the crotch..
It hurt, that shot from the left
Still I'm primed to be Hugh Hef-
Snag her hair in my watch..
Chalk 'nother kick in the crotch
Determined boozer,
Hot looks, she cooks, I can't lose her
Maybe some jokes to amuse her..
She starts to smile and it's beautiful..
Next move.. my top pick up lines
Begin to hear boredom whines
Not in my bed, a notch..
One final kick in the crotch..
As a Don Juan, I botch
Three times, a kick in the crotch
Think I'll just hang with scotch,
Three times, a kick in the crotch
Her foot is like Susquatch,
Three times, a kick in the crotch
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lol...very inventive rhymes for "crotch"...especially the last one
Hmmm... I saw collar, kick and crotch and thought we were gonna have a nice little bondage parody here. Ah well, it's still good. ;-)
Sir l'Air, you are funnny! Nasty, but amusing! Never boring, not thee, Sir! . . . PS: what about "I got Spurs That Jingle Jangle Jingle" . . . and they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single."
Good.
AFW has nailed this. Is it written from first hand experience I wonder ?
Wonderfully done. 555 cups for safety issues while you chase.
Thanks, alvin....and Meriadoc...sorry, no bondage..just a bandage...and thanks, Little Scotch...maybe, someday....and thanks, Jason, thanks, Peregrin..not from exp. thank God...and thanks to Andrew..
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