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Song Parodies -> "That's a Moron"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's a Moron"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

A shame the real song is so short, I could have gone for ages...
When the spoon of some guy's coffee pokes in his eye
-That's a moron!
If their car hit a pole 'cause they set "cruise control"
-That's a moron!
If they keep secrets back from the girls at the bank
cause they're tellers...
If they go get two friends for a job, 'cause it says
"For Tree Fellers"...

If they've ever been scored for a darwin award
-That's a moron!
Does the technician grin 'cause it wasn't plugged in?
Then they're dumb...
Say "Saddam is the man", or a Taliban fan?
There's a war on...
Think your god is impressed with a bomb on your chest?
-That's a moron!
That's a moron! That's a moron!
Stupid fella...

Someone gets a headache upon finding the rake?
-That's a moron!
If their joke reportoire is what's stuck on their car
Then they're dumb...
Put some made up gold plates in the bible's own place?
They're a mormon..
Daydream the whole day long rhyming words for this song?
That's a moron! (What a moron!)
That's a moron!

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 13

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Guy - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
What a hoot! Great one Steve.

As I read every line
How it tickled my spine
This don't bore-ah.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Fantastic fun! Abs. great parody ya did there! 5-5-5
Adagio - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Delightful! Funny! 5's
Melanie Lee - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good job! The title, matched with its source, was enough to draw me here! I actually laughed--didn't just smile. That's a-good job!
Joelle - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
John Jenkins - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I like your self-deprecating humor in your last verse; and, of course, daydreaming the whole day long rhyming words for a song applies to probably all of us. Well, done, Steve.
Billy Florio - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
When a song this good wrote and somebody don't vote that's a moron
Static - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
When a song makes me laugh
My pants are full of crap
This is awesome.

5-5-5 by a longtime fan. my buddies have been singing your songs all year in school. they love star wars.
Sheep - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Static! Time ta git yerself one-a-them-there A-dult dipers! Poo-Poo!!!
Mikey - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
perfect! Lol!
Spaff.com - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent job as usual, Little Steven. Just to be nit-picky: Mormons haven't replaced the Bible. Trust me - as a kid I lugged around a big black King James Version that must have weighed as much as gold plates.
Leah Lockhart - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I was going to write this then I saw you already did it... yours was better anyway! Especially like the twist at the end. ;-) Nice job.
The Aristocrat - June 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Pity it is so short, but then...if you want to list all the different kinds of moron (they are more numerous than bugs), try setting it to the Vexations by Erik Satie. Eight hundred repetitions might just cover it.
Alpha Skua - July 05, 2018 - Report this comment
WHEN SOME SAT AND VOTE ALL DEMOCRAT, THAT MORON,WHEN THEY WATCH CNN,AND BELEIVES IT TO THE END THAT A MORON

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