Song Parodies -> That's a Moron
| Original Song Title: | "That's Amore" |
| Original Performer: | Dean Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "That's a Moron" |
| Parody Written by: | Steven Cavanagh |
A shame the real song is so short, I could have gone for ages...
When the spoon of some guy's coffee pokes in his eye
-That's a moron!
If their car hit a pole 'cause they set "cruise control"
-That's a moron!
If they keep secrets back from the girls at the bank
cause they're tellers...
If they go get two friends for a job, 'cause it says
"For Tree Fellers"...
If they've ever been scored for a darwin award
-That's a moron!
Does the technician grin 'cause it wasn't plugged in?
Then they're dumb...
Say "Saddam is the man", or a Taliban fan?
There's a war on...
Think your god is impressed with a bomb on your chest?
-That's a moron!
That's a moron! That's a moron!
Stupid fella...
Someone gets a headache upon finding the rake?
-That's a moron!
If their joke reportoire is what's stuck on their car
Then they're dumb...
Put some made up gold plates in the bible's own place?
They're a mormon..
Daydream the whole day long rhyming words for this song?
That's a moron! (What a moron!)
That's a moron!
-That's a moron!
If their car hit a pole 'cause they set "cruise control"
-That's a moron!
If they keep secrets back from the girls at the bank
cause they're tellers...
If they go get two friends for a job, 'cause it says
"For Tree Fellers"...
If they've ever been scored for a darwin award
-That's a moron!
Does the technician grin 'cause it wasn't plugged in?
Then they're dumb...
Say "Saddam is the man", or a Taliban fan?
There's a war on...
Think your god is impressed with a bomb on your chest?
-That's a moron!
That's a moron! That's a moron!
Stupid fella...
Someone gets a headache upon finding the rake?
-That's a moron!
If their joke reportoire is what's stuck on their car
Then they're dumb...
Put some made up gold plates in the bible's own place?
They're a mormon..
Daydream the whole day long rhyming words for this song?
That's a moron! (What a moron!)
That's a moron!
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What a hoot! Great one Steve.
As I read every line
How it tickled my spine
This don't bore-ah.
As I read every line
How it tickled my spine
This don't bore-ah.
Fantastic fun! Abs. great parody ya did there! 5-5-5
Delightful! Funny! 5's
Very good job! The title, matched with its source, was enough to draw me here! I actually laughed--didn't just smile. That's a-good job!
Great job!
I like your self-deprecating humor in your last verse; and, of course, daydreaming the whole day long rhyming words for a song applies to probably all of us. Well, done, Steve.
Great job!
When a song this good wrote and somebody don't vote that's a moron
When a song makes me laugh
My pants are full of crap
This is awesome.
5-5-5 by a longtime fan. my buddies have been singing your songs all year in school. they love star wars.
My pants are full of crap
This is awesome.
5-5-5 by a longtime fan. my buddies have been singing your songs all year in school. they love star wars.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Static! Time ta git yerself one-a-them-there A-dult dipers! Poo-Poo!!!
perfect! Lol!
Excellent job as usual, Little Steven. Just to be nit-picky: Mormons haven't replaced the Bible. Trust me - as a kid I lugged around a big black King James Version that must have weighed as much as gold plates.
I was going to write this then I saw you already did it... yours was better anyway! Especially like the twist at the end. ;-) Nice job.
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