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Song Parodies -> "That's My Story"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's My Story"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Muhammad=Muhammad AliJerry Quarry=Number 2 ranked contender for heavyweight crown in th 60's.Beaten viciously, and repeatedly, by Ali and Joe Frazier
In my story, where lies are king
When man meets wife (late at night) ..... here's what I say



When she croons "Where was I ?"..."Um, just out with the guys"
That's my story
When she pro-ceeds to pry "Is that lipstick?"..."No, wine"
That's my story

Ashtray slings, on-my-head-it-pings, damn-it-really-stings
Hear her bray "THAT AIN'T VINO"
Screams out "PUTZ!", as-my-head-she-butts, knees-me-in-the-nuts
She must know Tarantino

I see stars as I drool, she lets fly garden tools
It gets gor-y
As I cling to deceit, I'm thrown down to the street
From above

When I rise it did seem that I'd died but I'm
Screaming "I'm sorry!"
Fuzzy me, couldn't see, I'm alive, happily
But all tore-y

Need a patch on one eye like that old Captain Bligh
I'm still starry
And the other's clamped shut like when Muhammad whupped
Jerry Quarry

Head still rings, little-birdies-sing, ringy-dingy-ding
She sure hits like a trucker
And I say "Oy-oy-vey, this-sure-ain't-my-day
She's one mad mother f_cker!"

I dodge cars in the street, but the last one's too fleet
It's a lorry
As I hear me go SPLAT! I can feel I'm as flat
As a glove

As I talk in my dreams, doctors say I keep
Screaming "NO MORE,EH?"
Wake at three, and I see, there's a nurse, looks to me
Like Joe Torre

Ugly fella

My wife's lawyer's no fool, lost the house, car, and jewels
What a foray
As I slink down the street with no shoes on my feet
I'm a bum

If you lie to your wife as she sharpens her knife
Don't ignore, eh?
Or like me you will sleep in a cardboard retreat
Change your story (your story)
Change your story

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 32

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AFW - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Magnifique! Hilariousque!...and every other que there is...You've presented a classic domestic alibi in a most entertaining way...
Stuart McArthur - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
absolutely LOVED the change-in-pace pacing Dee, eg "as-my-head-she-butts, knees-me-in-the-nuts" etc - wonderful stuff, you're a pacing wiz - 555
Rex - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done! The parody I mean, the excuses didn't seem to go so well...
Kristof Robertson - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Dee...the other day you commented on my skills. I've got to return the favour, dude. You are writing some top class stuff at the moment. This is beyond good....555
Rick Cormier - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Dee..thanks for the visuals!! 555
Dee Range - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW...Stuart...Rex...Kristof... Rick...many, many thanks for stoppin' by and commenting. Kristof, I meant every word in my comments to you, mate. I know Weird Al is jealous of you, and even THE MIGHTY SPAFF is prob'ly lookin' over his shoulder, wondering how long he can hold on to his #1 ranking...kinda like Tiger Woods lookin' over his shoulder at V.J, Ernie Els, and Phil Michelson. Keep on keepin' on :-)
John Barry - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a great story/parody.
alvin rhodes - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
a parade of great rhymes in this one...i like the fact you got joe torre in there, too...5s
Johnny D - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
HAR HAR HAR!!! ;-)
Dee Range - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
John Barry, alvin, And Johnny D.... many thanks to you for the votes, and comments
Way_2_Kool - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo!
Dee Range - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Way_2_Kool.....I don't know what to say. Verbally, you gave me a Bravo, but you voted 1-1-1. What's up with that?
Adagio - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
LOLOL! 5's
Dee Range - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio, thank you!!
Mrs. Bobbit - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I voted three 5's. I liked how the scummy basturd got what he deserved. I could tell you MY story, but you might have already heard it.
Leo Jay - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Very, very funny! Very well done.
Agrimorfee - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Buono, bella, whatever Dino's wife would say.
Stuart McArthur - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) it is a huge compliment to say that this is one of your best ever, Dee, if not THE best - it's just a fantastic free-flowing swinging laugh-fest - and jauntily-paced to a millimeter of perfection (loved the trucker/motherf_cker couplet) what a tough letter the T-comp is truning out to be
Adagio - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hmm...I was going to say LOL but noticed I said it before..but, it IS still funny! 5's
Red Ant - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCT05) Wow, excellent work here Dee. TMGLTM.
Josh 2 - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: hmmm, at the mo i only no 1 of the ABC songs so faar. sorry DKTOS so cant vote. pity, they lyrics were kinda kool
Matthias - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: A-mace-ing!!!
Rick C - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) This is still a freakin' riot! You should get someone to record it.
Dee Range - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri,Stu, Red Ant, Adagio, Josh 2, Matthias; And yes Rick, that someome who is going to record it is YOU. That is, is you have any interest, and are willing to work for rock star wages.
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Caught this from the comments - hilarious bit of work, Dee. :-D
Scathe - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) Trademark humor from Dee Range. Excellent.
Johnny D - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above! HAR INDEED!
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above. Love, love, love it!
Larry - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- DKTOS
Arwen - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--Excellent, Dee! Way too much good stuff to single anything out...but this definitely makes my short list!
2nz - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny Dee. Top quality, the whole first half had an amazing flow.
Jeff Reuben - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(T) Excellent job!
Spaff.com - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it all, especially the Tarantino verse. The title needs work, however; you shoulda called it something like, say, "I Would Do Anything When Drunk (But I Won't Do That)."
TJC - June 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Dee---Just found this gem *12 years later* when considering an Amore/Covfefe parody---totally awesome work, man. Then I looked at this week's new submissions and thought---ugg...the site's turned into a diatribe-filled minimum effort ultra-polarized political cesspool.
Dee Range - October 04, 2017 - Report this comment
@TJC # I Totally agree with your description of the majority of this sight's current parody authors "diatribe-filled minimum effort ultra-polarized political cesspool." First time on this site in years, and took a run through some of mine for possible recording and came across your comment. Many thanks, and if you submit any more of your unbelievably good masterpieces, please drop me a heads up @ panolapony@yahoo

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