-> "That's a Moray"
Original Song Title:
"That's Amore (1953)"
Parody Song Title:
"That's a Moray"
Parody Written by:
(artist: Lean Marlin)
( intro )
You’re snorkeling beside the reef,
You think it's safe, but think again.
While just swimming around, you see fangs and a frown - that's a moray!
You were minding your biz; now you hope he'll mind his - that's a moray!
He's an eel, not a friendly seal, and you start to feel this is really the end now.
You can't run. It's no longer fun. Life, it could be done.
This is one bad weekend, now.
You are too scared to move; he sees you, you’re seafood - that's a moray!
Better not stick around, or you goin’ down, that's for sure.
You have got to get gone, 'cause you're just a big prawn in his doorway.
Better flee, or you'll be chicken under the sea for a moray!
You are frozen like stone, floating there all alone with a moray!
Your poor heart starts to pound as he’s staring you down like a gourmet.
"Will he bite? Does he wanna fight? How's his appetite?".
Your whole life flashes by you.
Why you stay? He don't wanna play. Live another day.
That moray, he don't like you!
What you gonna do now you are facing the jowls of a moray?
If you back away slow, maybe he let you go - try and see!
As you drift toward the shore, you're in danger no more.
(Huh!) Guess you okay!
You face death and you live! You can tell you grandkids
The great stor-ay of your day with a moray!!
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