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Song Parodies -> "Chappaquiddick"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Chappaquiddick"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

When you let Ted drive in July and somebody dies
Chappaquiddick
"He tried to help" was a lie while she lost her air supply
Chappaquiddick
He did not a thing, not a thing, not a thing
Then 10 hours later
Worried what he'd say, yesterday to the next day
Pulled her body from the water

28 year old "boiler room girl", her death was so cruel
Chappaquiddick
Kennedy felt the heat, twice* no President seat
T'was not enough
Left 11:15 but no diver at the scene, til next morning
8:20, the back seat, ruled a drowning**
Chappaquiddick

When you let Ted drive in July and somebody dies
Chappaquiddick (Chappaquiddick)
"He tried to help" was a lie while she lost her air supply
Chappaquiddick (Chappaquiddick)
He did not a thing, not a thing, not a thing
Then 10 hours later
Worried what he'd say, yesterday to the next day
Pulled her body from the water

28 year old "boiler room girl", her death was so cruel
Chappaquiddick (Chappaquiddick)
Kennedy felt the heat, twice* no President seat
T'was not enough
Left 11:15 but no diver at the scene, til next morning
8:20, the back seat, ruled a drowning**
Chappaquiddick (Chappaquiddick)

* 1972 and 1976
** She actually suffocated to death in an air pocket after 2-3 hours. Had Ted gone to the nearest house 150 yds away and called for help, she would have lived. Instead, he walked back to the Lawrence Cottage, changed clothes, and layed down.

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Fred Williams - January 19, 2018 - Report this comment
There once was a Senator from Mass.
Who wanted a new piece of a**
He lucked up and found her
He f**ked up and drowned her
Now his chance to be President has passed
Caro - November 09, 2018 - Report this comment
what a lame family

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