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Song Parodies -> "Word Program"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

Dave Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Word Program"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I told the word program to help me type for you
I didn't know that Microsoft had glitches through
For then that word program left out a vowel or two
It left out.

A-E-I-O-U
Oh, heck
Whata whata spellcheck
A-E-I-O-U
Oh, heck
Whata whata spellcheck

I pulled that word program right out of my machine
I brought that word program right back where I bought it
I told the folks at Fry's it was a piece of shit
They told me..

Ooh, See, O-pen Now
Seal Roond
Canno geef a refoond
Ooh, See, O-pen Now
Seal Roond
Canno geef a refoond

Now you've been selling crap to me
Use it for fertilizer
And I'll admit I'm not a 'puter geek
So I went to another shelf
Both poorer and much wiser
And I bought me some more cause I am so meek

My disc, the new program, it loaded in just fine
No risk, the new program was looking good to me
And then I typed a page and this is what I see
H, BB

Sht, Fck, M Pssd Ff
H Ww
Nt * Sngl Dmn Vwl
Sht, Fck, M Pssd Ff
H Ww
Nt * Sngl Dmn Vwl


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Mtths (Matthias) - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ww! Ths ws rlly rlly gd!!!!!!! N f my fvrts!!!!
John Barry - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the refrains.
M - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Wht Mtths sd....
TJC - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, great concept!
PMS - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the whole song, esp the refrains.This version will help me keep my sanity next time I hear the OS.
Bob Konigsberg - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Laughed so hard my tummy hurt. 5's
cnbc's biggest fan - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved ur song! It was really funny. I wrote one about MS Word as well. Mine's called "AutoCorrect on Microsoft Word" and the OS is "Winter Wonderland". Look in the Misc. section.
Dylan Baranski - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Tha problm with sum wurd programms iz that thay kant spel to gud. This iz a gud parudee. 5-5-5!

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