I told the word program to help me type for you
I didn't know that Microsoft had glitches through
For then that word program left out a vowel or two
It left out.

A-E-I-O-U
Oh, heck
Whata whata spellcheck
A-E-I-O-U
Oh, heck
Whata whata spellcheck

I pulled that word program right out of my machine
I brought that word program right back where I bought it
I told the folks at Fry's it was a piece of shit
They told me..

Ooh, See, O-pen Now
Seal Roond
Canno geef a refoond
Ooh, See, O-pen Now
Seal Roond
Canno geef a refoond

Now you've been selling crap to me
Use it for fertilizer
And I'll admit I'm not a 'puter geek
So I went to another shelf
Both poorer and much wiser
And I bought me some more cause I am so meek

My disc, the new program, it loaded in just fine
No risk, the new program was looking good to me
And then I typed a page and this is what I see
H, BB

Sht, Fck, M Pssd Ff
H Ww
Nt * Sngl Dmn Vwl
Sht, Fck, M Pssd Ff
H Ww
Nt * Sngl Dmn Vwl