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Song Parodies -> "Goths Stay Outta The Sun"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Goths Stay Outta The Sun"

Parody Written by:

Teensabre

The Lyrics

Don't go out in the morning light
The sun is too hot, I wanna keep my skin white
Don't wanna be suntanned like everyone
Oh, Goths stay out of the sun
Yeah Goths stay outta the sun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My friends all say "You can come out now, it's alright"
They just don't understand, they think I'm no fun
But Goths stay out of the sun
Oh, Goths stay out of the
That's all I really want
No sun
When the moshing music's done, oh Goths stay out of the sun

I'm so low on Vitamin D
But no morning light will ever penetrate me
Not gonna be another sun-frazzled bum
Yeah, Goths stay out of the sun
Oh Goths stay outta the
That's all I really want
No sun
When the black mascara's done, oh Goths stay out of the sun

(I don't wanna, I don't wanna. . .)

(Repeat Chorus)
No offense to any Goths - Technically I am one, so I'm not 'dissing' them!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
The title alone is worth fives. So is the rest of the song. So I'm giving you fives. Does that make you happy? And would that then make you miserable? And would that then make you happy... "Everything he says is a lie." That's right, everything I say is a lie.
Teensabre - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Riiiight. Not sure what that was about. . .Sorry to seem idiotic, but you're not quoting me are you?

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