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Song Parodies -> "Lipstick On Your Collie"

Original Song Title:

"Lipstick On Your Collar"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Lipstick On Your Collie"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Woof, woof,woof,woof,woof, woof

When you took her for a bone at the butcher shop
Something looked suspicious should'a called a cop
You were gone for quite a while, and you held her paw
You came back and puppy love (ugh) is what I saw

Lipstick on your collie told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collie and a pink tutu
How you get your jollies is not normal, Stu
Cause lipstick on your collie means that we are through

You said it's not what it seems, while I stopped to heave
You said your wife was a dog, I did not believe
Then the S.P.C.A. came, hauled away your ass
Now I've got a new best friend, I'm gonna name her Lass-ie

Lipstick on that collie told a tale quite wrong
Lipstick on that collie and a blue sarong
How you got your jollies is a thing that's gone
Cause lipstick on that collie means that I've moved on

She is now dog-gone
She is now dog-gone

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Doggone good, Rick...5's ...I've got one coming up that features creatures...maybe for tomorrow's entries ~ ~ ~
Rick D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You still coming up? JB wants to come over and rehearse for Espresso. You guys pick songs, we'll play.
Chuck A. Spear - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment laugh I've had in a few days! Fivesies!
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick D - Yeah...plan to leave LA Wednesday morning, August 10th and check into San Jose by early afternoon...can we get together that evening at your place? JB, too? Great! I traded e-mails with Mari about my itinerary, I'll drop you a note later today, too...
Adagio - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Rick!! Weird circumstances. :D 5's
John Barry - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Doggone funny. 5s. I can make it on the 10th.
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool, much looking forward to it ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Yikes, that one was ruff. Maybe next "Golly Collie" to "Goody Goody"?
Rick D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds fine to me. Send me what songs you both might want to try so we can practice.
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a plan, Rick - will compile something shortly and fire it on up there ~ ~ ~
Rick C - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, Rick D. 555. Check this one out that I submitted last week. Especially Paul Robinson's comments. So now you have been Paul Robinsoned by Paul Robinson and I have been Rick Duncaned by Paul Robinson, whom I'm Paul Robinsoning now!
Rick D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C., I have been working on that song, but I'm not ready yet
Paul Robinsoning myself here - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
So OK...let's see if I can get this straight - I "Rick D'd" Rick C on his "Stuck on a Ceiling" but I "Paul Robinson'd" Rick D on this piece, "Lipstick on your Collie"...and Rick C is now "Paul Robinsoning" me I got I guess the only thing left to do would be for me to "Paul Robinson" that legal in the Continental United States these days? ~ ~ ~ guess we will find out ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sniff a little butt in a "blue sarong" ... it's a dog's life, ain't it, West Highlander?
Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Just plain, straight-up, not right! Funny as heck, tho....555

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