Song Parodies -> Lipstick On Your Collie
| Original Song Title: | "Lipstick On Your Collar" |
| Original Performer: | Connie Francis |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lipstick On Your Collie" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Woof, woof,woof,woof,woof, woof
When you took her for a bone at the butcher shop
Something looked suspicious should'a called a cop
You were gone for quite a while, and you held her paw
You came back and puppy love (ugh) is what I saw
Lipstick on your collie told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collie and a pink tutu
How you get your jollies is not normal, Stu
Cause lipstick on your collie means that we are through
You said it's not what it seems, while I stopped to heave
You said your wife was a dog, I did not believe
Then the S.P.C.A. came, hauled away your ass
Now I've got a new best friend, I'm gonna name her Lass-ie
Lipstick on that collie told a tale quite wrong
Lipstick on that collie and a blue sarong
How you got your jollies is a thing that's gone
Cause lipstick on that collie means that I've moved on
She is now dog-gone
She is now dog-gone
When you took her for a bone at the butcher shop
Something looked suspicious should'a called a cop
You were gone for quite a while, and you held her paw
You came back and puppy love (ugh) is what I saw
Lipstick on your collie told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collie and a pink tutu
How you get your jollies is not normal, Stu
Cause lipstick on your collie means that we are through
You said it's not what it seems, while I stopped to heave
You said your wife was a dog, I did not believe
Then the S.P.C.A. came, hauled away your ass
Now I've got a new best friend, I'm gonna name her Lass-ie
Lipstick on that collie told a tale quite wrong
Lipstick on that collie and a blue sarong
How you got your jollies is a thing that's gone
Cause lipstick on that collie means that I've moved on
She is now dog-gone
She is now dog-gone
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Doggone good, Rick...5's ...I've got one coming up that features creatures...maybe for tomorrow's entries ~ ~ ~
You still coming up? JB wants to come over and rehearse for Espresso. You guys pick songs, we'll play.
HAHAHA...best laugh I've had in a few days! Fivesies!
Rick D - Yeah...plan to leave LA Wednesday morning, August 10th and check into San Jose by early afternoon...can we get together that evening at your place? JB, too? Great! I traded e-mails with Mari about my itinerary, I'll drop you a note later today, too...
Good one, Rick!! Weird circumstances. :D 5's
Doggone funny. 5s. I can make it on the 10th.
Cool, JB...am much looking forward to it ~ ~ ~
Yikes, that one was ruff. Maybe next "Golly Collie" to "Goody Goody"?
Sounds fine to me. Send me what songs you both might want to try so we can practice.
Sounds like a plan, Rick - will compile something shortly and fire it on up there ~ ~ ~
Funny, Rick D. 555. Check this one out that I submitted last week. Especially Paul Robinson's comments. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bjthomas23.shtml So now you have been Paul Robinsoned by Paul Robinson and I have been Rick Duncaned by Paul Robinson, whom I'm Paul Robinsoning now!
Rick C., I have been working on that song, but I'm not ready yet
So OK...let's see if I can get this straight - I "Rick D'd" Rick C on his "Stuck on a Ceiling" but I "Paul Robinson'd" Rick D on this piece, "Lipstick on your Collie"...and Rick C is now "Paul Robinsoning" me now...here...ok...think I got it...so I guess the only thing left to do would be for me to "Paul Robinson" myself...is that legal in the Continental United States these days? ~ ~ ~ guess we will find out ~ ~ ~
Sniff a little butt in a "blue sarong" ... it's a dog's life, ain't it, West Highlander?
Just plain, straight-up, not right! Funny as heck, tho....555
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