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Song Parodies -> "The Eastenders I Know"

Original Song Title:

"The World I Know"

Original Performer:

Collective Soul

Parody Song Title:

"The Eastenders I Know"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

What's in Albert Square
Cockneys now drinking wine
Where's my invitation too
Is it up my backside

Too rude to sing about it now
Selling dreams of Ricky Martin
I do know how

I am from Brixton
Smells like Johannesburg to me
I still see you
Where am I to begin

I look at the TV guide now
Where is Columbo these days
Has he gone
Has he gone

So I read my TV guide
And I'll step up my trousers
To reach the Google Maps

And I like Eastenders
Apart from Dirty Den
Apart from all Malcom Smith
I'm a singer in Spinal Tap
It's Eastenders I know
It's Eastenders I know

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