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Song Parodies -> "I've Made 'Thou' Chart"

Original Song Title:

"How Great Thou Art"

Original Performer:

Church Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"I've Made 'Thou' Chart"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I thought at one point I would be the third person to hit a thousand here. Then John Barry came along. And now there are two guys right on my heels that will bump me to number six soon. Anyway, it's quite a feat, and a lot of laurels to rest on. So here's my four digit entry
My tower here on the Amiright displayed
Oh, Lord, Oh God, am I an awesome wonder
Consider all the spoofs my hands have made
Though some are stars, I see that some are blunders

When on a roll, my funny gift to thee
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, no money, all for free
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart

When through with words, and horrid puns I ponder
And post the worst songs quickly on the net
When I put down, or favorite groups I launder
Or wreck the hook, I do with no regret

When on a roll, my funny gift to show
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, denominator low
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart

And when I write, not modest in my spearing
To songs apply, I pierce them with a grin
The jokes I toss, perform for people jeering
"Please stop" they cry, and end this awful din

When on a roll, my funny gift to all
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, no money, just some gall
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart

When the end comes, my life time contribution
"To mock", I'll moan, a boy who likes to fart
Then I shall show, my mental convolution
The songs I've slain, the thousand on my chart

When on a roll, my funny price I pay
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, my women, scared away
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart



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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Michael Pacholek - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's five points for reaching four figures. Congratulations, Rick. And no matter who passes you -- if they do -- you're still one of the all-time greats on this board. Of course, that and sixty cents will get you a cup of coffee...
Kristof Robertson - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Break out the champers! Congrats on your "thou", Rick...at the pacing I'm going, I should hit the magic number sometime in 2013...555
John Barry - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Congrats on a grand, Rick. If not for you, via Audrey, I might never had found the site.
malcolm higgins - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
welcome to the club, Rick, 5-5-5 but your line about "along came Barry" just inspired me for my next one
Johnny D - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, HighGRANDer!
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, congrats from the Lower Regions on the Damned...er...I mean, "Author's Listing"...I liked JD's line...can't steal it, it's gonna be right above mine. I don't know the Original Hymn ("DKTOH"...if you try to pronounce that I bet you sound like Homer Simpson...lol), but I'm giving you "5's" because it's such a wonderful read...and I love parodies about the writing of parodies. Seriously, very clean job...may you write several thousand more just as good ~ ~ ~

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