I won't be singing
When in prison
I won't be singing

I whip it out,
For the alter boys
Who do whatever they've been told

Touching my naughty place,
He's touching my naughty place.

They don't know what to think,
There's no time to think.
They give a quick wink
Cause it's large and pink
He Tells them when it's time
For them to go home.
He tells them not to tell
Anyone what they've just done.

"Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy..."

I whip it out,
For the alter boys
Who do whatever they've been told

Touching my naughty place,
He's touching my naughty place.

They don't know what to think,
When it comes to me.
They tell me please to stop
But I'm on top.
He Tells them when it's time
For them to go home.
He tells them not to tell
Anyone what they've just done.

"Please kneel for me,
Pray for sinners."

I whip it out,
For the alter boys
Who do whatever they've been told

I won't be singing
When in prison
I won't be singing