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Song Parodies -> "Lola B Goode"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny B Goode"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Lola B Goode"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

My last tune about Lola Soetero serving dog to his stepson Barry, I swear it. Explanatory note -- One could surmise from the sayings (hadeeth) of Mohammed that he would have taken an exceedingly dim view of anybody eating dogmeat, although there is no explicit law in Islam against it. And so, if I may quote Scooby Do -- rirrout rurther aroo ...
Deep down in Indonesia 'mongst the Balinese
Way back in a Jakarta slum beneath the mangrove trees
There stood an iron grill burning coal and wood
Was owned by a jack Muslim named Lola B Goode
Who never learned the words of the Hadeeth too well
But he could grill up a Corgi just like ringing a bell

Go go .. go Lola go ..go
Go Lola go .. go
Go Lola go .. go
Go Lola go .. go
Lola be good

He used to bag his mongrels with a gunny sack
Roving round in packs down by the railroad track
Oh, his neighbors would watch him fire up his grill
Cooking up a snack defying Allah's will
Muslims passing by they would watch him baste
Saying, "My, that Lola has some haram* tastes"

Go go .. go Lola go .. go
Go Lola go .. go
Go Lola go .. go
Go Lola go .. go
Lola grill food

His stepson told him "Someday you'll be the man"
And you will be the owner of a grilled dog stand
Muslim people coming from miles around
Armed with torches to burn your business down
Maybe some day your stand will be in lights
Saying "Rover B Food tonight"

Go go .. go Rover go .. go
Go Rover go .. go
Go Rover go .. go
Go Rover go .. go
Rover be food
*Haram - forbidden

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Randy Hearn - May 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Simply fantastic!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 24, 2012 - Report this comment
"Rover B. Food tonight"!

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