Song Parodies -> Snarol
| Original Song Title: | "Carol" |
| Original Performer: | Chuck Berry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Snarol" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today
slugs and snails are mean...ya gotta clear 'em out
and this product makes its point...it makes 'em jump and shout
on their backs they will be lying...its like cyanide
their little bodies crackin' open...ain't no place to hide
a little snarol knocks 'em flat...when in their mouths, its crammed
in a flash, the herd is creamed...the little creeps are damned
oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today
but you don't want your pets...'round where this stuff might lay
cause precious cats and dogs...this stuff might also slay
but if ya want a garden...that'll make ya proud
just use a bit of powder...on that crawlin' crowd
it kills those pests...just like a poison should
they munch upon your pansies ?...this'll fix 'em good
oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today
slugs and snails are mean...ya gotta clear 'em out
and this product makes its point...it makes 'em jump and shout
on their backs they will be lying...its like cyanide
their little bodies crackin' open...ain't no place to hide
a little snarol knocks 'em flat...when in their mouths, its crammed
in a flash, the herd is creamed...the little creeps are damned
oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today
but you don't want your pets...'round where this stuff might lay
cause precious cats and dogs...this stuff might also slay
but if ya want a garden...that'll make ya proud
just use a bit of powder...on that crawlin' crowd
it kills those pests...just like a poison should
they munch upon your pansies ?...this'll fix 'em good
oh, snarol
don't let those critters have their way
they're gonna eat your plants
so you've gotta wipe 'em out today
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Had to look up snarol. I didn't realize snails and slugs were so nasty :)
thanks jeff...yeah, you don't hear much about snarol these days...their commercials used to scare me as a kid
That would make a good TV ad. I don't use anything because there are plenty of possums, coons, lizards - you name it.
thanks 2eagle...yes, natural genocide is always the best solution
Never heard of Snarol either but it sounds nasty. I like snails...with a little butter and garlic.
thanks IB...i like snails cooked with a little salt...heh heh heh
I liked this Snarol carol..offbeat..
thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed
Sir Alvin ~ Mighty Duke o' Roads~ I liked this, but to save your veggies try salt in a small trench . . . they'll "fizz up" before they hit the plants ! Snails can destroy a bell pepper plant in one night! ~JJ~ also used laundry detergent ; that will hold'em back !
I have spent my day looking up weird words in parodies :) Good offbeat job, alvin.
thanks littleGardenCakes...my "yard" is concrete anyway....thanks peregrin
This lends a whole new meaning to the term "Slug Fest". Let me get another hit of this beetle juice and I'll spray some 5s your way. BTW - Have you gotten that coffee out of your nose yet? . Great tone and well written and this is buggin' funny too.
thanks guy....slug fest...lol.....my nose is dry but i think it will run all night...heh heh heh
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