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Song Parodies -> "Comb-over, I've Chosen"

Original Song Title:

"Roll Over Beethoven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Comb-over, I've Chosen"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

my hair has got a little thinner
i won't feign it with a phony toupee
yeah, i got a growin' little bald spot
that looks so ugly, displayed
comb-over, i've chosen
i hope there ain't no wind today

you know my hair line is risin'
and my cute looks are diffused
i part with precision
then the whole thing is treated with mousse
comb-over, i've chosen
hell, its floppin' and loose

i got the locks foldin' over
it needs a lot of teasin' and goo
i don't wanna have to fight it
hold it down or re-fidget anew
comb-over, i've chosen
shockin', but 'deed i do

it has appealin'....tightness
won't blow your cover
it looks real...and solid
comb it over...and smoosh it up
just
a trifle further
cause ideal...are...locks
when
head is smothered
comb-over, i've chosen
dig the style of my 'do

well, early in the mornin'
its the hair-do, i'll be formin'
its a snap and an ease to do
long hairs get fiddled
overlaid in the middle
and then i'm combin' it through
comb-over, i've chosen
hell, its floppin' and loose

you know it wiggles when my head turns
care-free, it looks on top
i've got a crazy part here
you cannot tell i need some locks
lookin' good is no crime
i doubt that i'll ever stop

comb-over, i've chosen...comb-over, i've chosen
comb-over, i've chosen...comb-over, i've chosen
comb-over, i've chosen
dig the style of my 'do




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Stan Hall - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody's all over ambrosian. :-)
Saint Rudy Giuliani (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I used to have the combover, but 9/11 changed everything, including my hairstyle. And the team whose cap I wear. And a lot of my policies. But even I have to give this a five.
Guy - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I "combed" right in on this as soon as I saw the title.

Oh give it a comb,
Pull a tuft over dome.
From one ear to the other lobe stay...

Hair they spray - gone tomorrow. Well done sir. It's gettin' so you can't find a good five dollar hair style these days.
alvin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan...lol....thanks rudy-mike.....thanks guy...nice mini-parody !
John Barry - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Faux-follicles fun.
Invisible Boy - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
One of the best here today alvin.
littleCupCakes - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
555's for your hair dresser, Sir.
2Eagle - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny song for a silly look.
Meriadoc - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I know this one is fiction Alvin - I've seen your hair - heh heh...
PMS - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I like your style
alvin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john...very alliterative..thanks IB...thanks littleCupCakes...thanks 2eagle....thanks merry....yep, i couldn't fool YOU....thanks PMS
Ann Hammond - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann
Peregrin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Hair's to you, alvin!
Harry - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, superb! A great tribute to one of the greatest rockers ever. Great internal rhyming...this was lots of fun. I could see the video for this...Good choice of song, too!
alvin - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin and harry
Andy Primus - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny - found this while looking to see what's already been done with this song
alvin - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks andy...glad ya dug it

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