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Song Parodies -> "Ol' Rover's Been Frozen"

Original Song Title:

"Roll Over Beethoven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Ol' Rover's Been Frozen"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i got a whiny little setter
wanna stay out on a freezin' cold day
its a low temp winter record
but yet that dog wants to play
ol' rover's been frozen
i tried to thaw him again...no way

we got a temperature crisis
and this cool dog's goin' to lose
the chill's gotten to him
he's so cold his skin has turned blue
ol' rover's been frozen
his tail broke off as a clue

he died of shock from pneumonia
there's nothin' that a doctor can do
this little bugger was a fighter
but was downed by the chill residue
ol' rover's been frozen
his passin' has done ensued

when there was sleet...he liked it
you know ol' rover...would...want a walkin'
he'd come over and...hit me up...
just...jump around and...start a- barkin'
leap all over
ol' rover's been frozen
i'm shocked that my pooch is through

well...left out until mornin'
not a blanket to stay warm in
and it stiffened his ol' caboose
why...is a riddle..guess he had to piddle
and got locked out, confused
ol' rover's been frozen
it seemed so crazy to do

you know you think he'd a-come in
chance...that his heart just stopped
its been a crazy winter
ya oughta see that...merc'ry drop
guess it just was his time
the weather had made him plop

ol' rover's been frozen
ol' rover's been frozen
ol' rover's been frozen

that's what bad weather can do

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Phil Alexander - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy cow, Alvin, this is simply brilliant.
MasonR - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
What Phil said! Wow!
Yoidy - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe some 5s'll warm up old Rover.
Ann Hammond - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Bow wow! and happy 1000th
AFW - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
We must've been on the same ESP line today...see we both done Chuck Berry...Light hearted and super funny scenario, here..five bones
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks phil mason yoidy ann and AFW
Rick D - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome to the club Al. I know if the SP parodies were lumped in here, you'd have hit 1000 long ago
pms - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
doggone funny!
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
PS. Congrats on your thousandth parody :-D
Meriadoc - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Congrats on 1000!
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rick PMS phil and merry
Rick C - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad I stopped by for your 1000th. This had some great word play off the OS in it. :-) 555
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rick
Red Ant - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like you got a pup-sicle here, Alvin.
P. Potter - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
1000 Wowser!......that would be 7000 in dog parodies.....Congratulations and sorry for your loss....I give you straight fives in his memory.
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin, Alvin, Alvin, first I read a tribute to you and then I read about freezing your pouch. . .you are quite a colorful person aren't you. This wouldn't happen to be the same dog that Rick Cormier blames in his "It's Rover!" parody is it, because if it is he may have to find a new target. . .at any rate, great parody Alvin.
Agrimorfee - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
1000? Congrats. And what a way to celebrate, a hilarious parody. Whoever Onesed you needs to be shot, this was perfect.
(Hey B.A.D.--freezing ones "pouch" is much worse than ones "pooch"! ;;)
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow-I was tired last night, Nice catch there Agi. . .Spell Check only gets me so far. . . .doh
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks red ant p. potter dave and agrimorfee
Adagio - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Very ingenious! When I looked at the title, I thought that you froze Rover on purpose. Not the case, happily! This was funny! 5's
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
All too true and funny
alvin - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks adagio and crazy
littlePUPcakes - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Duke o'Swerve~ this is very cute and nicely written; as a dog owner, I couldn't help but smile . . . .
alvin - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littlePUPcakes

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