My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Infection up through my knees
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Under my nails I grow cheese
Trench foot fills my day with pain, when I walk I need a cane
My Foot Disease, my foot disease,
All day long I watch them bleed

My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Could you spare some shoes please?
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
The rancid smell attracts fleas
Got athlete's foot, on a gym mat, now all the skin is hard and cracked
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease,
Can't afford no doctor's fees

I stubbed my toe, I had to shout, no arch support, I got the gout
My Foot Disease, my Foot Disease, the pus just flows like gravy