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Song Parodies -> "White Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Christmas Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

I'm waiting for this film's ending
Because it is just too damn long
Danny Kaye is Dancing and Bing is Binging
Please don't sing another song

I'm pleading for this film's ending
Don't care about general's hotel
So now he kissed her, those singing sisters
Watching Christmas TV hell

I'm dozing waiting for ending
Why can't we watch the Grinch instead?
Give my eyes some mercy from sight,
Cause this long ass movie last's all night

I'm tired of this White Christmas,
I'll go out for a cigarette
Can't you just fast forward this fluff?
Because honey I have had enough

Please kill me if it's White Christmas,
I'll watch with you 'Wonderful Life'
I just can't take no more tonight
Oh baby, this movie really bites

Honey can't we just go to bed?
Or just please bash me upside my head

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Guy - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like this one could turn out to be a Fight Christmas. Nice parody. Got some chuckles on this one.
Adagio - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Why are you there in the first place? :D
Leah Lockhart - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, there was a black person in "it's a Wonderful Life!" Course, she was the cook...
anonymous - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i was wondering how do you make a song parody? i cant its really hard can someone help?
Adagio - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
anonymous , if you are serious in your question...some hints given to me by others were in the green section under other stuff in the section called authors, there are several tips from other authors you can follow...that and read other's parodies...not to copy, but just to see how they do it. Good luck

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