I'm waiting for this film's ending
Because it is just too damn long
Danny Kaye is Dancing and Bing is Binging
Please don't sing another song

I'm pleading for this film's ending
Don't care about general's hotel
So now he kissed her, those singing sisters
Watching Christmas TV hell

I'm dozing waiting for ending
Why can't we watch the Grinch instead?
Give my eyes some mercy from sight,
Cause this long ass movie last's all night

I'm tired of this White Christmas,
I'll go out for a cigarette
Can't you just fast forward this fluff?
Because honey I have had enough

Please kill me if it's White Christmas,
I'll watch with you 'Wonderful Life'
I just can't take no more tonight
Oh baby, this movie really bites

Honey can't we just go to bed?
Or just please bash me upside my head