Song Parodies -> Hooker On A Corner
| Original Song Title: | "Genie In A Bottle" |
| Original Performer: | Christina Aguilera |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hooker On A Corner" |
| Parody Written by: | gMan |
I'm standing on the corner here
In a tiny dress, I'm almost bare
I'm waiting just for you, if you want me
I really don't care who you are
As long as you have cash and a car
Baby, baby, baby
Oh...
If your body's saying let's go
Oh...
But your girlfriend just said no
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I'll fulfill your fantasy
I charge fifty bucks per session
But every tenth time it's free
I'm a hooker on a corner baby
I will rub you the right way honey
I'm a hooker on a corner baby
Come, come, come on and pick me up
Come to me if you wanna score
In a way you've never tried before
I'll let you look and touch, I'll let you haunt me
I'll give you a quickie, I'll give you a blow
I'll give you a lick from head to toe
Baby, baby, baby
Oh...
If your body's saying let's go
Oh...
But your girlfriend just said no
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I'll fulfill your fantasy
I charge fifty bucks per session
But every tenth time it's free
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just come and pick me up, baby
And I'll sleep with you
I'm a hooker on a corner, baby
Come, come, come on and pick me up
In a tiny dress, I'm almost bare
I'm waiting just for you, if you want me
I really don't care who you are
As long as you have cash and a car
Baby, baby, baby
Oh...
If your body's saying let's go
Oh...
But your girlfriend just said no
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I'll fulfill your fantasy
I charge fifty bucks per session
But every tenth time it's free
I'm a hooker on a corner baby
I will rub you the right way honey
I'm a hooker on a corner baby
Come, come, come on and pick me up
Come to me if you wanna score
In a way you've never tried before
I'll let you look and touch, I'll let you haunt me
I'll give you a quickie, I'll give you a blow
I'll give you a lick from head to toe
Baby, baby, baby
Oh...
If your body's saying let's go
Oh...
But your girlfriend just said no
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I'll fulfill your fantasy
I charge fifty bucks per session
But every tenth time it's free
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just come and pick me up, baby
And I'll sleep with you
I'm a hooker on a corner, baby
Come, come, come on and pick me up
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