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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Postman"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Postman"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This one is meant to scare Claude..........
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Mr. Postman, keep all your mail
Now that the internet's under sail
The need for you has really diminished
I'm telling you that your useful days are finished
Postman, cellular phones
Are way much cheaper, everyone owns
Don't need all that paper crap
Mr. Postman, go take a nap

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Mr. Postman, we pay online
So keep those bills, we are all doing just fine
Take all those ads that only just bore us
And save me another tree in the forest
Postman, you'll soon be out
That UPS can cover your route
Don't bother to stay awake
Mr. Postman, take a long break

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Mr. Postman, (male voice, "Huh?") don't come around
Come to my door, and we just might let out the hound
Don't look at me with that vacant stare, man
You're as useful as the Maytag repairman
Mr. Postman, spindle and fold, (spindle and fold)
No more a-sloshing in sleet and the cold
So please keep all that junky mail
Mr. Postman, keep it, please, please, please
Mr. Postman, goes in the pail

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring


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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
What's a postman??? :-) 555
Royce Miller - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever idea, however, my postman is really good looking, and it's a pleasure to see him bring the mail.
Johnny D - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm....you might have given me an idea, Highlander.
Claude Prez - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Huh?
Adagio - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehehe. 5's
carol - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
posting three 5's
Alpha Skua - September 03, 2018 - Report this comment
and miss out on the letter from a lawyer you just inharited 50 million dollars from your late uncle

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