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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Little Pee Cup"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Little Tea Pot"

Original Performer:

Children everywhere

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Little Pee Cup"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since this is supposed to be performed with physical actions, (Just like the subject matter), I've included them.
I'm a little pee cup, for your test
(hold imaginary glass)

Make sure you fairly did your best
(mime a gymnastic feat)

When the test is pos'tive you're all done
(point to self and mouth "Not Me!)

Just say goodbye to medals won
(file complaint with Olympic Committee)


Test is gonna see pot, which is banned
(pretend to smoke)

Even a cough drop, you'll be canned
(mime coughing)

Your big moment gone from record books
(mime erasing chalkboard)

Oh man, it's tougher than it looks
(hang head forlornly)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 17

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Kristof Robertson - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
A whole lot of fun, Rick! 555
Arwen - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Simply brilliant, Rick...
Adagio - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's
Johnny D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody wins THE YELLOW MEDAL !
Ashkicksass - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I have nothing clever to say, so I'll just throw down an LOL and some 5's...
Know 1 can hear you dope - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
555 mmol/L of strangely funny and probably illegal substances.
Billy Florio - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work
Adagio - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Commenting again...I grin everytime I see the title. :)
Meriadoc - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very droll. For some reason it got that peptol bismol commercial going thru my head - the one where they mime all the stomach ailments ending with !Diarrhea! ;-D
Paul Robinson - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, If you could see me you'd know I'm miming "thumbs up", but it's probably a good thing you can't because I'm not wearing any clothes, either. 5's...
Guy - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice detail... I got a great visual of how to pee in a cup. 5 ounces of the yellow fluid for your trouble, sir.
Phil Alexander - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd have thought the action for the first line would have been to mime "What, from here?" ;-) Extremely witty parody, Rick
Alpha Skua - August 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Its yellow its hot and its gross

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