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Song Parodies -> "The Olsen Twins"
Original Song Title:
"And All That Jazz"
Original Performer:
Chicago
Parody Song Title:
"The Olsen Twins"
Parody Written by:
EmiLoca
The Lyrics
Apparently, the two teenage tyrants have demanded their loyal subjects to never refer to them again as "The Olsen Twins". I'm a rather unfaithful subject myself.
Who's that babe - gave Bob Saget a hug?
An Olsen twin!
She is of two, not three, and makes a shocking sum
The Olsen Twins!
When one's out, the other can replace
They're "individuals", and yet, they share a face
Not fair that they have fame because they look the same!
Those Ol...sen...twins.
When one smiles, the other does it, too
The Olsen Twins!
You hear a sister speak, the other butts in - rude!
The Olsen Twins!
Mary Kate will tell a lie, so white
And Ashley backs her up, because she's so polite
If she exposed her, might they get into a fight?
Which one...would...win?
Oh, I saw their last movie, their last big break
That "New York" sin
They run around in tow-els and they shimmy shake
(My boyfriend grinned...)
When he sees them, I sure deflate
He forgets all about OUR date!
I'm aware my baby's there
For Ol...sen...Twins!
I'll be famous, like those teenage two
(The Olsen Twins!)
Make bad movies, keep myself from food
I'll be so thin!
Get a clone, a sister for a pawn
I'll star in lots of films
I never set foot on!
Two sets of DNA
Will surely bring in pay!
(Like Ol...sen...Twins)
Now they're older, ev'ry year they grow
Those Olsen Twins!
Soon they'll declare that they are sep'rate people, known
As purely kin
Sure they're diff'rent, Ashley files more suits
And Mary-Kate's the one who starves for photo shoots!
But, really, all in all,
They're still ident-i-call
Those Ol...sen...Twins!
The richest two blonde heads
Who still share one twin bed,
The Ol...sen...Twins!
An Olsen twin!
She is of two, not three, and makes a shocking sum
The Olsen Twins!
When one's out, the other can replace
They're "individuals", and yet, they share a face
Not fair that they have fame because they look the same!
Those Ol...sen...twins.
When one smiles, the other does it, too
The Olsen Twins!
You hear a sister speak, the other butts in - rude!
The Olsen Twins!
Mary Kate will tell a lie, so white
And Ashley backs her up, because she's so polite
If she exposed her, might they get into a fight?
Which one...would...win?
Oh, I saw their last movie, their last big break
That "New York" sin
They run around in tow-els and they shimmy shake
(My boyfriend grinned...)
When he sees them, I sure deflate
He forgets all about OUR date!
I'm aware my baby's there
For Ol...sen...Twins!
I'll be famous, like those teenage two
(The Olsen Twins!)
Make bad movies, keep myself from food
I'll be so thin!
Get a clone, a sister for a pawn
I'll star in lots of films
I never set foot on!
Two sets of DNA
Will surely bring in pay!
(Like Ol...sen...Twins)
Now they're older, ev'ry year they grow
Those Olsen Twins!
Soon they'll declare that they are sep'rate people, known
As purely kin
Sure they're diff'rent, Ashley files more suits
And Mary-Kate's the one who starves for photo shoots!
But, really, all in all,
They're still ident-i-call
Those Ol...sen...Twins!
The richest two blonde heads
Who still share one twin bed,
The Ol...sen...Twins!
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They are on my list of people I would least like to be stuck on a desert island with. ( Along with "They call the windbag Mariah") Good parody Emi.
Ouch! I'd hate to get on your bad side, Emi...you are far too verbally skilled..this was bloody excellent...again...you can stop now..555
Heh-heh. Very funny. Again.
very funny, nary a predictable line, and so prolific too!
Teehee I liked this one. It was very funny....and I knew the song. That totally deserves all fives. You know, frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of giving you all fives. One of these days, I'm going to give you a FOUR!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
And Mrs. Olsen says they're the richest, most aromatic kind of twins. I have no idea what that means, it's just the Folgers talking. 555
Thanks everyone - that would be Rick D (how about a dessert island? They wouldn't eat anything...), Saint Kristof (strangest compliment ever received, that one), Leo Jay (is that a hint of sarcasm I smell?), TJC (nary? prolific? I haven't been through English 10 yet...), TibbyGirl (go ahead. Drop a four somewhere, see what happens), and Johnny D (Hee...hee...). And thanks to everyone who voted without leaving a compliment! That would be...no one. That's a first!
*snaps out of it* OK, I'm so over the twins running around in towels now. (What's in been...four months?!) Great parody. For my leaving of The Armidale School (TAS) I did a parody 'We Call It TAS' which paid out all the teachers, prior to several of them mentioning something about lawsuits. So anyhoo, I could appreciate the rhymes etc. 5,5 and a long lost triplet 5!
(O) Funny spoof of the Olsen twins.
(ABC) "I'll star in lots of films I never set foot on"... still brilliant.
(ABC05) This was funnier than 'New York Minute' (i know that/s not saying much, but it fits into the theme and all...:))
(ABC) I don't know about the US, but here in Britain, these two muppets have slid right off the radar...thank the lord! Still love this...
(O) - "might they get into a fight? Which one...would...win?" - The Ol - Sen - Twins
I'm sure you're just venting jealousy here, Emi
I'm sure you're just venting jealousy here, Emi
(ABC) Unbeknownst to AmiRight's readers, EmiLoca has replaced their usual parodies with FOLGER'S CRYSTALS!
(O) My bets are on Mary-Kate. She's the druggie, right?
(O) How much of your childhood did you have to destroy to write this? Because it worked. Good job.
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