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Song Parodies -> "Dial"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Charlie Chaplin

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I know Charlie didn't sing this, but he wrote it, and I don't know who had any sort of hit with it. I just reach out for the inspiration wherever it comes......
Dial, cause you need a soapin'
Dial, cause my nose ain't copin'
When there's a stench in the air, it's from you

Please use Dial, and some real hot water
Dial, for your son and daughter
You'll free us all from the horrible smell

Wash up that face, it's grimy
Bathe, till you're not so slimy
So near the brink you bring us with that stink

That's the time you must hit the shower
Dial, don't wait for an hour
We don't want to live with "Skunky"
So please use Dial

(Running water solo, off-key singing...)

We don't want to live with "Skunky"
Dial, for the room gets funky
Throw your clothes outside in a pile
And go use Dial

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Billy Florio - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
He did sing it when he recieved the Lifetime achivement award at the Oscars in the 70s
alvin rhodes - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i've heard of soap, but never really used it...5s
Irish Spring - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
In my opinion, you get stinkier after using Dial.......

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