Song Parodies -> O Hollywood
| Original Song Title: | "O Holy Night" |
| Original Performer: | Celine Dion |
| Parody Song Title: | "O Hollywood" |
| Parody Written by: | 2Eagle |
I came up with a song most fitting for this parody about the biggest media hype so far.
O Hollywood! With fans anticipating -
Today's the day Saint Angelina gave birth.
Long has the press been anxiously awaiting -
For the big day when they will get their money's worth.
The new tidbit the jaded world's awaiting -
The magazines will have a field day.
Turn on the news! And hear the anchors fawning -
Breaking news! This bulletin just in today.
Hot news! Drop everything. Turn on E.T.!
Hot on the trail like bloodhounds on a hunting -
With dollar signs in their eyes they do wait.
Around the world the gossip mills are humming -
The papparazi know this is the due date.
The tabloids long for every juicy detail -
And Oprah Winfrey awaits with baited breath.
Brangelina! From talk shows and through E mail -
We've had enough, so let's move on. We're bored to death.
Move on! It's over with. Let's get a life.
Today's the day Saint Angelina gave birth.
Long has the press been anxiously awaiting -
For the big day when they will get their money's worth.
The new tidbit the jaded world's awaiting -
The magazines will have a field day.
Turn on the news! And hear the anchors fawning -
Breaking news! This bulletin just in today.
Hot news! Drop everything. Turn on E.T.!
Hot on the trail like bloodhounds on a hunting -
With dollar signs in their eyes they do wait.
Around the world the gossip mills are humming -
The papparazi know this is the due date.
The tabloids long for every juicy detail -
And Oprah Winfrey awaits with baited breath.
Brangelina! From talk shows and through E mail -
We've had enough, so let's move on. We're bored to death.
Move on! It's over with. Let's get a life.
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You've summed it up pretty good, here...nice title
Yikes, please pardon the ridiculously pompous tone of the previous comment, it was NOT intended! I like this parody a lot, 2Eagle, it's a slick satirization of contemporary culture's absurd celebrity-worship.
One news source said that it was the most awaited birth since that of Christ and $5 million is being offered for any photographs.
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