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Song Parodies -> "My Heart Can't Hold On"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Heart Can't Hold On"

Parody Written by:

puppy_christine

The Lyrics

Sorry if this isn't very funny, I hope you'll like it anyway.
Every night I'm walking and talking in my sleep,
That's because I'm not sure you hold on.
Far across the distance and differences between us,
You just won't come to show you hold on.

Now, then, whenever you can
Please call back so my heart could hold on.
Once more, you opened the door
And just left, so my heart won't hold on and on.

Love can touch me one time
And I'll get paralized for a lifetime
And it won't let go of me even when you're gone.
Love is when I leave you,
Painful time, I wanna feel you
If you'd like we could both hold on.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I'm confused, but my heart won't hold on.
Once more, you left me alone,
You are here in my heart, but my heart won't hold on and on.

You're here, there's something I fear,
I'm afraid you'll reject me again,
I'll pray for you to love me today,
You aren't safe in my heart 'cause my heart can't hold on alone...

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Horrible - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
It's just like the original.
Awful - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
What was the whole point of this parody, it wasn't funny, and it definitly wasn't original!
Sucks - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Geez.....try a little talent next time, why don't you?
Peter - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, it's about the same subject as the original but still i kind of liked it.

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