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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had Some Pot"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen)

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had Some Pot"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is from a complete irreverent parody of the MGM movie "The Wizard of Oz", renamed "The Doctor of Snooze"
(Tin Can)
When I'm feeling kind of normal
It throws my body's hormon-al
Balance in a knot
Then I have to roll a number
Or I have a fitful slumber
Cause I'm really into pot

When you're addled and addicted
You usually get evicted
For the rent that you ain't got
It's a very sorry failing
When you're constantly inhaling
When you're really into pot

Oh I.. love to get high
And sit and vegetate
With a hookah going I am feeling great
Puff puff....Good stuff!

When my eyes are shot and saggy
You know I've scored a baggy
And I do this quite a lot
For I'm only feeling hopeless
When my oil can is dopeless
Cause I'm really into pot

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Claude Prez - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
"When my eyes are shot and saggy, you know I've scored a baggy" --Great line; well done.
Bryan Pardue - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy Shit! Where did that come from? Man, you got talent!
Guy DiRito - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This was funny with great pace and mimic. Loved it. 5s for a job well done.
Paul Robinson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - You're winning me over with this "Oz Odyssey". Don't know if it's a coincidence but since I've done them in post order I've noticed each one seems better than the one before. This one is REALLY Good.
Brady Twins - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Great! Now the Tin Man is a junkie!

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