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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had a Rod"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Brain"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen)
Parody Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Rod"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This is from a complete irreverent parody of the MGM movie "The Wizard of Oz", renamed "The Doctor of Snooze"
(Starecrow)
Well, I wouldn't be a loner
I'd be a sperm bank donor
And I'd never be a fraud
I could even start relating
To the girls that I'd be dating
If I only had a rod
I could make a film X-rated
And I'd get compensated
My performance they'd applaud
(Snorothy)
With the tool of the profession
You could make a real impression
If you only had a rod
Oh I...am quite a guy
Although I'm made of hay
I can't stand it when the women think I'm bi...
Or even worse...suspect I'm gay
I would dance at Chippendale's
With all the other males
The girls would love my bod
And the glory I'd indulge in
As my shorts would sure be bulgin'
If I only had a rod
Well, I wouldn't be a loner
I'd be a sperm bank donor
And I'd never be a fraud
I could even start relating
To the girls that I'd be dating
If I only had a rod
I could make a film X-rated
And I'd get compensated
My performance they'd applaud
(Snorothy)
With the tool of the profession
You could make a real impression
If you only had a rod
Oh I...am quite a guy
Although I'm made of hay
I can't stand it when the women think I'm bi...
Or even worse...suspect I'm gay
I would dance at Chippendale's
With all the other males
The girls would love my bod
And the glory I'd indulge in
As my shorts would sure be bulgin'
If I only had a rod
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3 for 3; looks like a fun song to parody.
Rick - Uhhh....well give me a "DUH"....I guess when I read the "pre-comments" I ought to actually think about what they say. So, I've answered my own clueless question that I posed on the previous parody. This one is actually quite funny, I think. 5-5-5.
Oh, GOSH! First they say that the Wizard of Oz sucks, and now you made the Scarecrow a STRIPPER?!?!?!
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