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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had a Rod"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

Cast of 'Oz' (Harold Arlen)

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Rod"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is from a complete irreverent parody of the MGM movie "The Wizard of Oz", renamed "The Doctor of Snooze"
Well, I wouldn't be a loner
I'd be a sperm bank donor
And I'd never be a fraud
I could even start relating
To the girls that I'd be dating
If I only had a rod

I could make a film X-rated
And I'd get compensated
My performance they'd applaud
With the tool of the profession
You could make a real impression
If you only had a rod

Oh quite a guy
Although I'm made of hay
I can't stand it when the women think I'm bi...
Or even worse...suspect I'm gay

I would dance at Chippendale's
With all the other males
The girls would love my bod
And the glory I'd indulge in
As my shorts would sure be bulgin'
If I only had a rod

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   1

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Claude Prez - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
3 for 3; looks like a fun song to parody.
Paul Robiinson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - Uhhh....well give me a "DUH"....I guess when I read the "pre-comments" I ought to actually think about what they say. So, I've answered my own clueless question that I posed on the previous parody. This one is actually quite funny, I think. 5-5-5.
Brady Twins - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, GOSH! First they say that the Wizard of Oz sucks, and now you made the Scarecrow a STRIPPER?!?!?!

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