Song Parodies -> Popeye the So-Sick Man
| Original Song Title: | "Popeye the Sailor Man" |
| Original Performer: | Cartoon Theme |
| Parody Song Title: | "Popeye the So-Sick Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Lot of news about this in California. And they say it's good for you.
I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man
I spent all day on the can
I think I am finiched
Cause I ate that spinach
I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man
Since I ate that roughage
I found I'm not toughage
I wound up in E.R. care
Right after I scarfed it
I heaved it and barfed it
Til weren't nothing left in there
I'm eatin' that stuff
For ninety years
Though usually from a can
Now one lousy salad
And I've changed my ballad
To Popeye the so-sick man
I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man
I'm feelin' so pale and wan
Now down I must go lie
I'm full of E coli
I'm Popeye, the so-sick man
I spent all day on the can
I think I am finiched
Cause I ate that spinach
I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man
Since I ate that roughage
I found I'm not toughage
I wound up in E.R. care
Right after I scarfed it
I heaved it and barfed it
Til weren't nothing left in there
I'm eatin' that stuff
For ninety years
Though usually from a can
Now one lousy salad
And I've changed my ballad
To Popeye the so-sick man
I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man
I'm feelin' so pale and wan
Now down I must go lie
I'm full of E coli
I'm Popeye, the so-sick man
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Uproariously funny!!
you um, er.. "spin" a good yarn...
well dune! Now that I think about it I wonder how bad his breath is.
Extremely funny, Rick. Is this about the frog in the bag of lettuce? eww....
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Way to flex your rhyming muscles there, sailor.
Hi Pat, good to hear from you. No, there is and outbreak of E coli infected spinach in Salinas, and it's all over the news here. Hi Spaff.
Well blow me chunks! 555
I found this using the random button. I see this outbreak occurred just after I visited Merry in Ca. I deny everything! In fact, Merry's Chili had the same effect on me that was mentioned in the parody!
He was one of my favorite cartoon characters. Now how about Popeye the Atkins Diet man?
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