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Song Parodies -> "Popeye the So-Sick Man"

Original Song Title:

"Popeye the Sailor Man"

Original Performer:

Cartoon Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Popeye the So-Sick Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Lot of news about this in California. And they say it's good for you.
I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man
I spent all day on the can
I think I am finiched
Cause I ate that spinach
I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man

Since I ate that roughage
I found I'm not toughage
I wound up in E.R. care
Right after I scarfed it
I heaved it and barfed it
Til weren't nothing left in there

I'm eatin' that stuff
For ninety years
Though usually from a can
Now one lousy salad
And I've changed my ballad
To Popeye the so-sick man

I'm Popeye, I'm one sick man
I'm feelin' so pale and wan
Now down I must go lie
I'm full of E coli
I'm Popeye, the so-sick man

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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PMS - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Uproariously funny!!
TJC - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
you um, er.. "spin" a good yarn...
ann - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
well dune! Now that I think about it I wonder how bad his breath is.
Adagio - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Extremely funny, Rick. Is this about the frog in the bag of lettuce? eww....

5's - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to flex your rhyming muscles there, sailor.
Rick D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Pat, good to hear from you. No, there is and outbreak of E coli infected spinach in Salinas, and it's all over the news here. Hi Spaff.
Agimorfee - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Well blow me chunks! 555
Peregrin - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this using the random button. I see this outbreak occurred just after I visited Merry in Ca. I deny everything! In fact, Merry's Chili had the same effect on me that was mentioned in the parody!
2Eagle - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment
He was one of my favorite cartoon characters. Now how about Popeye the Atkins Diet man?

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