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Song Parodies -> "One-eye the Trouser Snake"

Original Song Title:

"Popeye the Sailor Man"

Original Performer:

Cartoon theme

Parody Song Title:

"One-eye the Trouser Snake"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

One of my favorites.
I'm One-eye the trouser snake
When you sleep I'm wide-awake
A battle scarred warrior
I'll give you euphorier
I'm One-eye the trouser snake

When we go a-courtin', it's me you'll be sportin'
Our heads will both think as one
A heat-seeking missile, I'll aim while you whistle
And maybe we'll both have fun

I'm One-eye the trouser snake
The friend that you like to shake
A low I.Q. number
Smart as a cucumber
I'm One-eye the trouser snake

You see, while I'm feelin' the ladies appealin'
Their attributes on display
And we'll go a-whalin' with sea-men a sailin'
We'll brave the waves every day

I'm One-eye the trouser snake
My advertised size is fake
Bewitch and beguile 'em
While I seek asylum
I'm One-eye the trouser snake

More to come.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 4   1
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 5   13
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Laurence Dunne - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Um, 555 just for the originality of the concept. I see more and more limericks and silly songs on here and I think it's just great.
Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 and good job, Dick Dunkin' - er, oops, I mean Rick Duncan.
Popeye - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
What them houses of ill repuke, you might get a venerable disease, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk. Blow me down.
Jan Unwin - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
One-eye, the Impaler?
Eye1 - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, that has a strange resemblamce to my handle, Eye1. You finally figued it out, didn't you? Eye1 btw..Good job....5-5-5
Glad The Impaler - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I certainly am.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Don' be Vimpy - lubricate yourself vitta little Olive Oyl und eat your spinach, tee-hee-hee-hee-heeeeee!
Phil Alexander - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Tee hee... must admit, I don't remember Popeye's theme having so many words: I wonder if it would work the other way round:
Isn't it awfully nice to have some spinach
Isnt it frightfully good to have a tin
It's swell to eat..er.. damn! not enough euphemisms for spinach...
Olive Oyl - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Please eat more spinach You're too quick to finish
Cap'n Pappy - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well slap me happy sacks! A 3-man show! Well, matey, when you stop arguing with Henry Longfellow, you can see if Hand Solo is ready to arm-wrestle the purple-headed Stormtrooper. And when ol'Solo is done boxing Oscar in the closet, tell 'im he'd better clean the walls after that accident of his involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops. And while ol'Solo's doin' that, get that Luke Skychoker fellow to establish communication with Red Leader One, so the rebel alliance can set their plans in motion for discharging their heat-seeking moisture missiles against the Death Star. By that time, Hand Solo oughta be done gardening with the golden trowel, so tell him it's time to start manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation. May the Force Be With You.
2nz - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh good job...I mean good work with this. I will gladly handle the snake Tuesday for a ham-burger today.
Pugsley Addams - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
That's what Wednesday says.
Leah Lockhart - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ew.
Duncan McLeod Of The Clan McLeod - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"Ew" ??? Hey! Yew keep that bloody thing away from mah ewes or ah'll cut yer 'ead off 'an take yer quickenin'.
Chandler M. Bing - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Man did I like that sailor Pop-"eye" (points to third eye).
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - You really pricked my curiousity with that tile. hmmm....Eleven perfect "5-5-5" votes so far...This "Pocket Rocket" might just shoot right on up over all everyone else's submissions this week. I knew I should have hung onto that raincoat after the local "xxx" theatre shut down.
Claude Prez - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"Sea-men". Har.
Rick D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I was waiting for you to see that, Claude. We knowz you luvz punz.
Stray Pooch - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd add to the phallic puns here, but I think they've pretty much petered out . . . I'm giving you fives away - but don't get cocky!
Quayle - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
So THAT'S what he meant when he said to Olive "Why blow me down!!!!"
Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 5's Hehehehe
The Invincible - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is absolutely vulgar, offensive, and demeaning to men. You sir, are perpetuating the downfall of mankind. And I applaud you for it. Congratulations, accept these fives.
Johnny D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well this parody should at least win some kind of award for its comments! Still like it, see above.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I agree with Johnny D, some great comments for a great parody. Rhyming 'warrior' with 'euphoria'? *Homer-Simpson-esque kissing of fingers* You truly are: The Pun Issuer (c)
Adagio - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Still great! hehe (JanSotm)
Adagio - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant the (ABC) contest, but I was here for whatever contest. But, now I have to wait for that twit control.
Agrimorfee - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
abc--good stuff, Maynard. 545
Claude Prez - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Still luvz the punz
Peregrin - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Muwahaha. You're a warped man, Rick!
Meriadoc - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) So sorry about the other eye - maybe you could patch it? ;-D
Jeff Reuben - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
abc--Pretty funny...and good job making it longer...the song, that is =)
MysteryGoat - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude that was just funny
Ashkicksass - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved this, Rick!
martha - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
loved this one and the great comments..... the euphorior/warrior rhyme was very cute.....

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