Um, 555 just for the originality of the concept. I see more and more limericks and silly songs on here and I think it's just great.

5-5-5 and good job, Dick Dunkin' - er, oops, I mean Rick Duncan.

What them houses of ill repuke, you might get a venerable disease, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk. Blow me down.

One-eye, the Impaler?

Hey, that has a strange resemblamce to my handle, Eye1. You finally figued it out, didn't you? Eye1 btw..Good job....5-5-5

I certainly am.

Don' be Vimpy - lubricate yourself vitta little Olive Oyl und eat your spinach, tee-hee-hee-hee-heeeeee!

Tee hee... must admit, I don't remember Popeye's theme having so many words: I wonder if it would work the other way round:
Isn't it awfully nice to have some spinach
Isnt it frightfully good to have a tin
It's swell to eat..er.. damn! not enough euphemisms for spinach...

Please eat more spinach You're too quick to finish

Well slap me happy sacks! A 3-man show! Well, matey, when you stop arguing with Henry Longfellow, you can see if Hand Solo is ready to arm-wrestle the purple-headed Stormtrooper. And when ol'Solo is done boxing Oscar in the closet, tell 'im he'd better clean the walls after that accident of his involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops. And while ol'Solo's doin' that, get that Luke Skychoker fellow to establish communication with Red Leader One, so the rebel alliance can set their plans in motion for discharging their heat-seeking moisture missiles against the Death Star. By that time, Hand Solo oughta be done gardening with the golden trowel, so tell him it's time to start manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation. May the Force Be With You.

Oh good job...I mean good work with this. I will gladly handle the snake Tuesday for a ham-burger today.

That's what Wednesday says.

Ew.

"Ew" ??? Hey! Yew keep that bloody thing away from mah ewes or ah'll cut yer 'ead off 'an take yer quickenin'.

Man did I like that sailor Pop-"eye" (points to third eye).

Rick D - You really pricked my curiousity with that tile. hmmm....Eleven perfect "5-5-5" votes so far...This "Pocket Rocket" might just shoot right on up over all everyone else's submissions this week. I knew I should have hung onto that raincoat after the local "xxx" theatre shut down.

"Sea-men". Har.

I was waiting for you to see that, Claude. We knowz you luvz punz.

I'd add to the phallic puns here, but I think they've pretty much petered out . . . I'm giving you fives away - but don't get cocky!

So THAT'S what he meant when he said to Olive "Why blow me down!!!!"

(ABC) 5's Hehehehe

This parody is absolutely vulgar, offensive, and demeaning to men. You sir, are perpetuating the downfall of mankind. And I applaud you for it. Congratulations, accept these fives.

(ABC) Well this parody should at least win some kind of award for its comments! Still like it, see above.

(ABC) I agree with Johnny D, some great comments for a great parody. Rhyming 'warrior' with 'euphoria'? *Homer-Simpson-esque kissing of fingers* You truly are: The Pun Issuer (c)

Still great! hehe (JanSotm)

I meant the (ABC) contest, but I was here for whatever contest. But, now I have to wait for that twit control.

abc--good stuff, Maynard. 545

Still luvz the punz

Muwahaha. You're a warped man, Rick!

(ABC) So sorry about the other eye - maybe you could patch it? ;-D

abc--Pretty funny...and good job making it longer...the song, that is =)

Dude that was just funny

Loved this, Rick!

loved this one and the great comments..... the euphorior/warrior rhyme was very cute.....