Stepped into doggy doo
That my neighbors let accrue
From their doggy
Their doggy “Blue”
That smell, I hate the pile
Yes, that pile of doggy doo

Doggy doo, doggy doo
Sh*tty, sh*tty, sh*tty, sh*tty doggy doo
All those “loggies” I walk into
I may just shoot his “pal”
If he doesn’t scoop that poo

Get a clue, pets and you
We are not your cleaning crew
Your doggy, your doggy’s doo
The smell of ani-mal
Just a-lingers through and through

Doggy doo, doggy doo
Oh, not my yard, not a zoo
For doggies, and what they do
And now it’s on your porch
I hope you like it, too
And now I lit a torch
So your shoes enjoy it, too