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Song Parodies -> "Thanks For the Mammaries"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks For the Memories"

Original Performer:

Bob Hope

Parody Song Title:

"Thanks For the Mammaries"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Hope springs eternal.
Thanks for the mammaries
I used to be a "B" and now I am a "D"
A had 'em made, a big upgrade, no pirate's dream for me
When stripping, a must

And thanks for the mammaries
I now get bigger tips, when I flash my nips
I've dropped the props I used to use the leather and the whips
I now have a bust

Now I'm inflated, elated
The guys love to yell, whoop and hollar
I long for the touch of that dollar
They come to see my balcony

Yes, thanks for the mammaries
Although I'm still in hock, I had the greatest doc
I've got my rack, now I am stacked, they come in packs to gawk
They're saline, I trust

Since my new mammaries
I've gotten my own show, the men all come and go
I've future plans with all my fans I want you all to know
I'm one happy guy

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Guy - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thought this was going to be about Janice Jackson - Actually it's more about Michael. Well done just the same RIck.
Adagio - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea...well done. Last line threw me. :D
Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Udderly boobalicious. 5's
Laurence Dunne - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm, you just gave me an idea....'Thank you for the boobies' to Abba's 'thank you for the music'
Jack Wilson - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL this was awesome, Rick! 5's!
Stray Pooch - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was a JJ special too. Nice job, with a last line twist comparable to the Beatles' "Oh-Bla-Di." Incidentally, speaking of Janet's national exposure, I heard the referees made the call: "UPON FURTHER REVIEW, THEY'RE REAL . . ."

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