Song Parodies -> Dennys at Seven
| Original Song Title: | "Pennies From Heaven" |
| Original Performer: | Billie Holiday |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dennys at Seven" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Oh, every time we eat
It's at Dennys at seven
It's a crappy scrap of meat
Dennys at seven
Don't cost a fortune
If you want to chow down
Be sure that you have lots of Rolaids around
One good thing is you can sit in there for hours
You can soak up atmosphere
Like plastic flowers
So when your tummy grumbles
Just brave that place with me
It'll be Dennys at seven
For you and me
The dark of night you can go there
Getting a big hunk of cake
The chain is always around here
Just don't get a malted or a shake
You can go in and get waited on
Pick from the menu your fate upon
Don't turn around or your plate is gone
That's their success
Oh, every time we eat
It's at Dennys at seven
And it gets us off the street
Dennys at seven
It's at Dennys at seven
It's a crappy scrap of meat
Dennys at seven
Don't cost a fortune
If you want to chow down
Be sure that you have lots of Rolaids around
One good thing is you can sit in there for hours
You can soak up atmosphere
Like plastic flowers
So when your tummy grumbles
Just brave that place with me
It'll be Dennys at seven
For you and me
The dark of night you can go there
Getting a big hunk of cake
The chain is always around here
Just don't get a malted or a shake
You can go in and get waited on
Pick from the menu your fate upon
Don't turn around or your plate is gone
That's their success
Oh, every time we eat
It's at Dennys at seven
And it gets us off the street
Dennys at seven
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Get yer dinner at seven and before you know it it's eight.
I can see the ad, and I can hear the jingle - 555 Rick
Excellent title, very good parody.
If you're at Denny's and you're eating at seven, then you must have ordered at four-thirty. In fact, Jay Leno once said O.J.'s alibi for the hour he couldn't account for was that he was at Denny's!
my name is alvin and i'm a grandslamaholic...don't i've ever been in a denny's at seven PM....funny parody...5..5..5
Nice Serve Rick!
I once knew a woman who was a waitress at a Denny's...she called some of the regulars "Dime-in Jim's", because that's about what they tipped her every night...three nickels for you, sonny, and bring me some extra ketchup and napkins, if you don't mind...
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