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Song Parodies -> "Lock Around My Cock"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Around the Clock"

Original Performer:

Bill Haley

Parody Song Title:

"Lock Around My Cock"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Chastity can give you a belt
One, Two, combo block, number block lock,
Five, Six, Seven in stock, Eight in stock locks.
Nine, Ten, A leathery sock, Tied around my cock,
There is a lock around my cock tonight

Boy, my wife is quite the jealous one
I can't get out at night to have some fun
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no lay

When that woman heads off to the store
She puts those chains on me that make my testes sore
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no say

When the girls look down, it's a bulgin'
But I can't do no indulgin'
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no way

When I say no fair, I plead my case
She just drives me by her lawyer's place
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no spay

When we get back home, she sets me free
The first thing I must do is pee
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, go ‘way

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Rick D - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Strange I should get ones so quick since this song is about chastity. Unwilling maybe, but it certainly isn't erotic.
Adagio - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick...maybe you got ones because you mentioned.....SEX...hehe. Good one. Very Funny. 5's
Paul Robinson - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, you really do need to read the fine print in those "pre-nuptial" agreements...lol on this one...5's...
Phil Alexander - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Eye-wateringly good, Rick.
Michael Pacholek - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
OK, from now on, Rick and Mari have GOT to stop hanging around with Merry and Pippin. Those two have already warped Malcolm and both Florio brothers, and Diva & Wild Man can't even show up here anymore.
Johnny D - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder if that was how Houdini got his initial inspiration.
Stuart McArthur - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
once I suspended disbelief, and ignored all the logistical question marks, this was hilarious Rick - esp. liked "When the girls look down, it’s a bulgin’ But I can’t do no indulgin’" - 555
Olvan The Terrible - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, but wouldn't this parody be more suitable for WhatFreaks?
Kristof Robertson - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
We might as well just throw the Amiright rulebook away now..:-) 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Or strap a vulgarity-belt about that lobe of Rick's brain devoted to such amusing topics as this.
*misquotes the end of 'Robin Hood Men In Tights'* "Fetch the locksmith!" 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Just you wait until those Netnanny domcomps start to realise that there's an old industry market for their kind of products, along these lines... :-)

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