Song Parodies -> Lock Around My Cock
| Original Song Title: | "Rock Around the Clock" |
| Original Performer: | Bill Haley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lock Around My Cock" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Chastity can give you a belt
One, Two, combo block, number block lock,
Five, Six, Seven in stock, Eight in stock locks.
Nine, Ten, A leathery sock, Tied around my cock,
There is a lock around my cock tonight
Boy, my wife is quite the jealous one
I can't get out at night to have some fun
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no lay
When that woman heads off to the store
She puts those chains on me that make my testes sore
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no say
When the girls look down, it's a bulgin'
But I can't do no indulgin'
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no way
When I say no fair, I plead my case
She just drives me by her lawyer's place
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no spay
When we get back home, she sets me free
The first thing I must do is pee
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, go ‘way
Five, Six, Seven in stock, Eight in stock locks.
Nine, Ten, A leathery sock, Tied around my cock,
There is a lock around my cock tonight
Boy, my wife is quite the jealous one
I can't get out at night to have some fun
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no lay
When that woman heads off to the store
She puts those chains on me that make my testes sore
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no say
When the girls look down, it's a bulgin'
But I can't do no indulgin'
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no way
When I say no fair, I plead my case
She just drives me by her lawyer's place
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, no spay
When we get back home, she sets me free
The first thing I must do is pee
For there's a lock around my cock today
An iron jock, jock, jock, keeps my lust at bay
A big padlock, around my cock, go ‘way
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Strange I should get ones so quick since this song is about chastity. Unwilling maybe, but it certainly isn't erotic.
Rick...maybe you got ones because you mentioned.....SEX...hehe. Good one. Very Funny. 5's
Rick, you really do need to read the fine print in those "pre-nuptial" agreements...lol on this one...5's...
Eye-wateringly good, Rick.
OK, from now on, Rick and Mari have GOT to stop hanging around with Merry and Pippin. Those two have already warped Malcolm and both Florio brothers, and Diva & Wild Man can't even show up here anymore.
I wonder if that was how Houdini got his initial inspiration.
once I suspended disbelief, and ignored all the logistical question marks, this was hilarious Rick - esp. liked "When the girls look down, it’s a bulgin’ But I can’t do no indulgin’" - 555
Funny, but wouldn't this parody be more suitable for WhatFreaks?
We might as well just throw the Amiright rulebook away now..:-) 555
Or strap a vulgarity-belt about that lobe of Rick's brain devoted to such amusing topics as this.
*misquotes the end of 'Robin Hood Men In Tights'* "Fetch the locksmith!" 555
*misquotes the end of 'Robin Hood Men In Tights'* "Fetch the locksmith!" 555
Just you wait until those Netnanny domcomps start to realise that there's an old industry market for their kind of products, along these lines... :-)
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