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Song Parodies -> "Three Amigos"

Original Song Title:

"Together, Wherever We Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Three Amigos"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Wherever we go, that's where we will be,
We're not two, we're three,
Three Amigos..
Great movie we made,
A cult fav'rite, stayed
On screen we portrayed
Three Amigos..

Wherever one goes, there, all three goes
As close as a dog, to a flea, goes
In air, on sea, or land
Where a tree grows,
We are three - amigos..

Ride till we're all in, fight outlaws and win
Shoot them in their chin, or their toe
Then toss them bums right under the bus,
We never smoke, drink whiskey, or cuss
We are three amigos, that's us..

If some female coos, in bed, hints to snooze,
That gal has to choose - three amigos
It's not what you think, our morals aren't kink
We just have to link - we're amigos..

If Steve goes to Kokomo, we all go
If Martin must urinate, Heed call, go - three pee-those
And when a lunch bill comes, I owe, you owe
Just two owe? no, three owe, all we owe, amigos..

Rode to Mexico - to Santa Poco
And flung that town's bad troubles far..
Tho' Martin's Short - Steve needs support,
And Chevy's a..vacationing sort..
Like B before C goes,
Hard stinging, and swinging,
One tough three amigos, we are...

When one wants to dance, we all make the stance
It's six legs in pants, close together
Should one hit the mat, from fist hard and fat,
We all get knocked flat, down - amigos

Whatever's the problem, we solve it
Put three heads together, resolve it
We work out in gyms, so we're all fit..
If it involves a golf course, we golf it...or Rolf it
If Hitler,...Adolf it, amigos..

There are no arr-ows - in our sombrer-os
Cuz' we keep our foes all at bay..
Should one be nicked, he won't complain
We all take aspirin - lose the pain

Amigos - amigos
Where he goes - we three goes
W'ere three cool amigos - Ole'

El Guap kisses the ground- got shot and went down,
With thank you's, the town - makes a fuss..
We won't accept their money - none
Just mount our steeds - ride off in the sun

Off, we goes, amigos
In our clothes - no fee goes
We are three amigos - that's us..

Three brave amigos - that's us

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2Eagle - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny, raunchy take on the sentimental OS. Did you know there is a golf course near the site where Hitler's home was?
Rob Arndt - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
The Gutshof golf course? I ask b/c Hitler had many homes growing up but had his ancestral home of Döllersheim destroyed!
Rob Arndt - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Three Amigos deserves 3x 5s!!!
Rob Arndt - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW, I thought you might wanna see this: http://hitlerpages.com/pagina25.html
AFW - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle...but I don't see this as raunchy...and thanks, Rob...I checked out the site..interesting..So, did Hitler play golf?
Rob Arndt - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
No. Hitler in his youth did not exercise much nor play sports. He was into art, science, dogs, children, and war. He loved Eva Braun and liked to watch auto racing. He was disappointed that the 1940 landspeed record week was cancelled due to the war- the awesome Mercedes T80 never got to reach 469 mph (projected)!!!

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