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Song Parodies -> "Dough Boat From China"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Boat To China"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Dough Boat From China"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Ship me some big cash,
On that Dough Boat From China
All for myself, a loan
Some "Franklins" for spendin',
At the mall, every store,
Just like our govern-ment
I ain't got enough, need more..

Supply my heiny,
With a yacht, big and shiny,
Bikini'd chicks..cute, stoned
Askin' ..where is my share of,
All that moola from China
C'mon and grant my loan..

They ought'a send me
Bundled greenbacks from China
Get me Beijing on the phone..
As soon as I'm able
Every buck I will repay..
Stimulus my life..
Hillary, good words for me, say

Love oriental,
Food..on my dental..
Plates..for Tofu, I groan..
So, please ship me some dollars,
On that Dough Boat From China,
Hu Jintao grant my loan..

Hu, won't you grant my loan..






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alvin - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
especially liked the heiny / shiny verse
UnKnownVO - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there Mr PeKing, here in NorCAL we've been given sooo much moola from China in the way of low interest mortgages. Result : Sky-high prices for homes! . . . not very stimulating to the Economy, Sir L'Air de Farce, Duke 0'Edge, Marquis au PeKing.
TJC - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice POV parodyin', AF... hopefully these quick fives'll float yer slow boat...
Christie Marie M - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
That's a funny parody if I ever heard one! I do hope they send me a dough boat from China, with some Chicken Lo Mein, Roast Peking Duck, Fried Rice, and other Chinese Take Out foods along with it! LOL! This song sure floats my boat as well. I echo all comments above! 555!!
John Jenkins - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, we might all be in debt to China for a long time. Good stuff, AFW.
AFW - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Folks...
UnKnownVotress - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, Hand-outs never work . . . only a good job will !

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