Song Parodies -> The Flavor Of Love
| Original Song Title: | "The Glory Of Love" |
| Original Performer: | Bette Midler |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Flavor Of Love" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
They've gotta' flirt a little, hurt a little
Flaunt sex and hike their skirt a little
Take a booty shove, That's The Flavor Of Love
They've gotta' tease a little, squeeze a little
Suck up to Flav, and please a little
Be a coo-ey dove, That's The Flavor Of Love
The show starts off with twenty gals
And every week Flav kicks one out
These broads are "Puffed Up Plenty" gals
Street hos, or just about...
They've gotta' swear a little, fight a little
Slink in a knit dress, tight a little
Knucklin' with no glove, That's The Flavor Of Love
They've gotta' kiss a little, tell a little
Fall underneath Flav's spell a little
Bitch, and moan, and shove, That's The Flavor Of Love
They've gotta' dine a little, wine a little
Be bad, get out of line a little
Never rise above, That's The Flavor Of Love
No macho stud, Old Flavor Flav
A famous rapper, that's his charm
If his big clock was all he gave
No babe would hook his arm...
They've gotta' laugh a little, cry a little
Cheat, steal, and always lie a little
This ranks them above, in The Flavor Of Love
That's the story of, Vh1's Flavor Of Love
Flaunt sex and hike their skirt a little
Take a booty shove, That's The Flavor Of Love
They've gotta' tease a little, squeeze a little
Suck up to Flav, and please a little
Be a coo-ey dove, That's The Flavor Of Love
The show starts off with twenty gals
And every week Flav kicks one out
These broads are "Puffed Up Plenty" gals
Street hos, or just about...
They've gotta' swear a little, fight a little
Slink in a knit dress, tight a little
Knucklin' with no glove, That's The Flavor Of Love
They've gotta' kiss a little, tell a little
Fall underneath Flav's spell a little
Bitch, and moan, and shove, That's The Flavor Of Love
They've gotta' dine a little, wine a little
Be bad, get out of line a little
Never rise above, That's The Flavor Of Love
No macho stud, Old Flavor Flav
A famous rapper, that's his charm
If his big clock was all he gave
No babe would hook his arm...
They've gotta' laugh a little, cry a little
Cheat, steal, and always lie a little
This ranks them above, in The Flavor Of Love
That's the story of, Vh1's Flavor Of Love
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Never a VH1 watcher, I'll gave to ask Uncle Google to explain the specific allusions, but evne uncontexted this merits 5s for pacing and amusingness.
*shudders* 555 ;-)
funny take, but i doubt that's a show i'll be tuning in to view
Thanks, Stan, Johnny, and alvin
THE best of today.... lol
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