There was dust on the floor
That I never put my face in
No, I never fell to the ground
Till there was brew

There was gum 'neath the stool
That I never saw a trace of
No I never saw it at all
Till there was brew

Then there were lampposts
That popped up in front of my Audi
And I with blurred vision
Saw one and two

There were girls all around
Whom I could rid the place of
By acting just I do
When there is brew

(Stumbling, crashing sounds)

Till there was brew