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Song Parodies -> "Eskomo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Eskomo"

Parody Written by:

G30RG3

The Lyrics

My first one ever!
The fruit-a will make-a fruity little shake-a
Using apples, and carrots, posibly aspargus
Will sip it, and drink it
We will even think it
Where the eskomos are

Off with beach fees
If we want to swim
I t should all be free
I won't make you scream
this is just my dream
I am an eskomo

I wish I could take ya
On a trip to jamacia
But I gotta, Go home now
Gotta get there some how
I'm freezing my butt off
Wishing for something hot
Where the eskomos are
Up in cold Alaska
There's no heat in our car
I am an eskomo

Warm, I'm told, But now I am really cold

Every body knows
That right now I am really cold
I can close my eyes
And wish for a hot bag o fries
Afternoon delightt
Of hot cocoa
But there was a fight
Over who got the drink
There was only one cup
Down where the eskomos are

I wish I could take ya
On a trip to jamacia
But I gotta, Go home now
Gotta get there some how
I'm freezing my butt off
Wishing for something hot
Where the eskomos are
Up in cold Alaska
There's no heat in our car
I am an eskomo

Big mistake, moving to a lake

This is getting old
At least that is what I'm told
Better get used to it
Instead of Having a fit
Where the eskomos are

I wish I could take ya
On a trip to jamacia
But I gotta, Go home now
Gotta get there some how
I'm freezing my butt off
Wishing for something hot
Where the eskomos are
Up in cold Alaska
There's no heat in our car
I am an eskomo

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MrMacphisto - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, although it's actually Eskimo....
2nz - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This is really good for a first one. I enjoyed your rhyme scheme throughly. Just proof read it once more before you send it in and you'll be golden. Keep up the good work.

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