A kid, learned to use the force
Flew pods, round a racing course
Jedi, came along, said "Hey Anni,
Come with me"
You went, back to Coruscant.
They said, train you we will not
You can't, really be the chosen one,
you want your Mum

So it began, you grew to a man
Some things made you mad, you turned really bad
The innocent boy, was somehow destroyed. We'll see
in part III

Why'd you have to go betray the Jedi and give in to hatred?
Look at you, you're
More machine than man and now you've got your breathing regulated
It's so sad that
\you turned, and you burned, like in hell,
what a smell, you're a shell of your former self, it's
Like the little boy has had his very character in-vaded

no no no

Teenage, years are really hard
you were, Padme's bodyguard
You went, to her home and held her hand
and talked of sand.
You kissed Padme on the lips
You both flew off in her ship
You found what those Tusken raiders done
they killed your mum

you got on a bike, you rode through the night
you got lost and so, you asked where to go
you found where she went, it looked real in-tents to me

Tell me

Why'd you have to make the Tusken raiders all decimated?
You lit your sword and
Cut and stabbed and hacked them up until they were eradicated
what a psycho
You cut, people up
quite a lot, and you chopped
into bits, all the mums and kids and
I don't really think your negativity was understated

no no no

Jedi, knight extraordinaire
You had, mullet style hair
You fought, in the Clone Wars with old Ben
he was your friend

The Jedi are gone, there's just Obi-Wan
and Yoda survived, the rest of them died.
The jedi were killed, you fulfilled your destiny
in part III.

Why'd you have to go and get your head and body armour plated?
I guess we blame the
Guy who got the whole entire galaxy subjugated
What a story
Anakin, chosen one, lost your mum
Dooku won, war begun, what have you become?, and
Somewhere in between all that you found your wife and procreated
oh oh

Why'd you have to go betray the Jedi and give in to hatred?
Look at you, you're
More machine than man and now you've got your breathing regulated
It's so sad that
you turned, and you burned, like in hell,
what a smell, you're a shell of your former self, it's
honestly a tragedy that such a little boy was fated
no no no