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Song Parodies -> "Britney"

Original Song Title:

"Windy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Association

Parody Song Title:

"Britney"

Parody Written by:

Captain Cleghorn

The Lyrics

Jumping on that Britney bandwagon...
Dressed like she works the
Streets of the city
Poutin' for
Everybody she sees?
Who's got a textbook
Lolita girl's complex?
Everyone knows it's Britney.

Who's synchin' lips in
All of her concerts?
Who wants to be
Both virgin and whore?
Who's runnin' out of
Ways to get noticed?
Everyone knows it's Britney.

And Britney has brand new breasts
Thirty eight D's, no less
And Britney has a belly
Button she shows.
Button she shows.

And Britney has brand new breasts
Thirty eight D's, no less
And Britney has a belly
Button she shows.
Button she shows.

Who's thrillin' men both
Fifteen and fifty?
Attractin'
Them all in between?
Who's movie now will
Make "Glitter" look classic?
Everyone knows it's Britney.

Who's synchin' lips in
All of her concerts?
Who wants to be
Both virgin and whore?
Who's runnin' out of
Ways to get noticed?
Everyone knows it's Britney.

Who's singin' loud while
Bouncin' those airbags
Songs with content
That's lighter than air?
Who's bendin' down to
Show me some cleavage?
Everyone knows it's Britney.

Who's synchin' lips in
All of her concerts?
Who wants to be
Both virgin and whore?
Who's runnin' out of
Ways to get noticed?
Everyone knows it's Britney.
Copyright 2002 by Captain Cleghorn

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