I'm not anti-homosexual
But against gay marriage, I rebel
Needn't be an intellectual
To interpret the logic I tell
California..Miss, I mean
Said it on "USA" scene
It's just biblical and textual,
As clear as a Sunday Service bell

California, Here She Comes
Gay judge called her "Bitch of Dumbs"
Revealing true feeling
Lost her the crown..
They dissed her..off, kissed her.
They're the bums..here's two up thumbs..
Miss California, you were right
Marriage straight is God's insight
Let gays find their own unite..
California, you were right..

California, Here She Comes
Not two apples..apples, plums
Not two guys, two girls,
Churching in spring..
Let them find..their own kind
Of a lasting binding thing..
Miss California, take a bow..
So right then, and so right now
Get a ring and show 'em how..
California, Here She Comes..

Miss California, Here She Comes..