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Song Parodies -> "Barbershop"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Burhan Jawed aka B-MAN

The Lyrics

this song is dedicated to how much 50 cent whines when he gets a haircut
Uh huh
so expensive

I'll take you to the barbershop
I'll let you cut that spot
Go ahead boy dont you stop
keep going till you cut that spot(OOWWW)

I'll take you to the barbershop
boy i want look at what taste you got
I'll have you spendin all you got
keep going till you cut that spot(OOWWW)

you can have it your way,how do you want it
you gona cut that thing up or should I cut it
temperature rising,okay lets got the next hair cut
ground floor hair packed,hair old as king tut
I'll cut all for you,yo its simple
if you be a good boy I'll be a good boy
in the barbers or back in the barberz
in the house or in the apartmant,where ever you want to cut it
hes got the scissors now hes the hair cutter
have your freinds complimenting how good that cut is
wanna show me how you want no problem
get in and sit like some bhuddists
im a seasoned fit when it comes to this stuff
after i cut the spot you can lick on some sticks
im tryin to cut the best way i can
ill cut the spot not ur hands


this is what we do(what we do)
this is where you cut(where you cut)
the things we cut(things we cut)
are just between me and my my butt(me and my butt)

cut it all nice and slow
cut on like ur in a flow
you never seen a barber like dis before
cause i never did a job like this before
soon as im done with you u'll star jumping for joy
isnt it weird and sad to watch that hair drop
had me thinkin about that hair when i was done
i cut the right spot at the right time
upwords or downwords,he likes it from the side
So expensive,you should se the wayhe whines
he see's the hair on the ground and then he crys
as long as their payin the barbers like ill keep doin
drippin with tears man we are still payin
all my hardwork eating lard and lrad everyday
and i didnt stop till i had all the beverge

[chorus 2x]

told you

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