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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Druggy"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Druggy"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

She's a druggy
And I wanna take drugs with her
Her computers a dell
Damn school ends in half an hour
Oh how she ducks
Into her alley
But she doesn't no what I am
And she doesn't want to share her crack with poor me

Coz im just a teenage druggy baby
Yeah im just a teenage druggy baby
Cum take cocaine with me please baby

She's a master dealer
And she brings a gun to skool
And she'd give me some
Crack if she new the truth
She lives on my block
And she likes her pot
But she doesn't know what I am
And she doesn't want to share her crack with poor me

Coz im just a teenage druggy baby
Yeah im just a teenage druggy baby
Cum take cocaine with me please baby

Yeah druggy, no she doesn't want to share her crack with poor me
Yeah druggy, no she doesn't want to share her crack with poor me

Man I feel so
It's prom night and I am queasy
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know what I am
And why does she want to share her crack with me

Coz, I've got 2 ounces of cocaine baby
Cum take it now and don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage druggy baby like you

Yeah druggy, no she doesn't want to share her crack with poor me
Yeah druggy, no she doesn't want to share her crack with poor me

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Josh 2 - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
A couple of mstakes which will be corrected when I record this

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