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Song Parodies -> "Hate B. Marshall"
Original Song Title:
"Say It Ain't So"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Weezer
Parody Song Title:
"Hate B. Marshall"
Parody Written by:
Rocky Mak
The Lyrics
Due to the time-zone differences in New Zealand, fantasy football never ends until Tuesday afternoon (Monday Night Football in USA). But when you think you have a sizable lead to defend the day before, it would be disastrous if someone who is yet to play on that final game of the week to break out and put up big numbers. Since my fantasy schedules and rhyming don't fit, I'll just blame it all on Brendan Marshall, even though the true culprit was Braylon Edwards in week 6 of 2008
Oh yeah
Oh why
Somebody told me
I'm up by twenty
Denver's yet to play
Still giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh yeah
All right
Denver
Plays Giants [Supposedly good passing D that year]
Flipped on the telly
Saw Marshall scoring
My lead is dwi-i-i-i-nd-l-ing
In front of my eyes
My fuse is ready to blow
Say it ain't so-o-o-o-o
The catch is a heart-breaker
Hate B. Marsha-a-a-a-all [ Brandon Marshall]
The upset is a dream right now
I wanna get you
I never will, dude
Don't have good players
To ask for a trade
But next play:
Big Jay [Jay Cutler]: Got past 2 pass rushers, TD to you
Set me further every play
It's not cool
Say it ain't so-o-o-o-o
The catch is a heart-breaker
Hate B. Marsha-a-a-a-all [ Brandon Marshall]
The upset is a dream right now
Dear Giants, why could you
Not take out tired Jay Cutler
You cleaned out the Steelers
Last week: 8 sacks and a safety
This week you, got no one
B. Marshall's killing me and
Why holler? Don't bother
B.'s TD's and yards drive me nuts
Damn, I lost, by 1
Say it ain't so-o-o-o-o
The catch is a heart-breaker
Hate B. Marsha-a-a-a-all [ Brandon Marshall]
The upset is a dream right now
Oh why
Somebody told me
I'm up by twenty
Denver's yet to play
Still giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh yeah
All right
Denver
Plays Giants [Supposedly good passing D that year]
Flipped on the telly
Saw Marshall scoring
My lead is dwi-i-i-i-nd-l-ing
In front of my eyes
My fuse is ready to blow
Say it ain't so-o-o-o-o
The catch is a heart-breaker
Hate B. Marsha-a-a-a-all [ Brandon Marshall]
The upset is a dream right now
I wanna get you
I never will, dude
Don't have good players
To ask for a trade
But next play:
Big Jay [Jay Cutler]: Got past 2 pass rushers, TD to you
Set me further every play
It's not cool
Say it ain't so-o-o-o-o
The catch is a heart-breaker
Hate B. Marsha-a-a-a-all [ Brandon Marshall]
The upset is a dream right now
Dear Giants, why could you
Not take out tired Jay Cutler
You cleaned out the Steelers
Last week: 8 sacks and a safety
This week you, got no one
B. Marshall's killing me and
Why holler? Don't bother
B.'s TD's and yards drive me nuts
Damn, I lost, by 1
Say it ain't so-o-o-o-o
The catch is a heart-breaker
Hate B. Marsha-a-a-a-all [ Brandon Marshall]
The upset is a dream right now
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