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Song Parodies -> "The Hoof Life"

Original Song Title:

"The Good Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"The Hoof Life"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

When I look in the mirror
I'm apalled at what I see
Tell me who's that Wonder Bread
Glaring back at me?
Blinging, but I'm white, never shanked in a fight
I got a pimpin' cane, but I don't work it right
Rhymin' like a noob,
But think that I'm Ice Cube

Excuse the biatch'in
Can't help but complain
I shouldn't be rapping
Ditch this dumb stage name
As all the cash I make, goes to a fake
And all the cars I drive, got rims and all of that jive
And who gave me my fame?
Some schmuck at MTV...

I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack, yeah!

Screw this rap, I've had it! (I've had it!)
I aint no Eazy-E
I'm a fake, I'm a tool - but bling like Mr. T
I ain't never been shot at all
Never shot nobody
I never stormed the Grammys cause they did not award me**


I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack

(Break)

...It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack

I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack
** Referring to Kanye West's storming the stage and whining cause he didn't win. I dont remember if it was the Grammys or what, but I just stuck with "Grammys" for pacing...

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