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Song Parodies -> "The Hood Life"

Original Song Title:

"The Good Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"The Hood Life"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

When I look in the mirror
I'm apalled at what I see
Tell me who's that Wonder Bread
Glaring back at me?
Blinging, but I'm white, never shanked in a fight
I got a pimpin' cane, but I don't work it right
Rhymin' like a noob,
But think that I'm Ice Cube

Excuse the biatch'in
Can't help but complain
I shouldn't be rapping
Ditch this dumb stage name
As all the cash I make, goes to a fake
And all the cars I drive, got rims and all of that jive
And who gave me my fame?
Some schmuck at MTV...

I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack, yeah!

Screw this rap, I've had it! (I've had it!)
I aint no Eazy-E
I'm a fake, I'm a tool - but bling like Mr. T
I ain't never shot nobody,
Never been shot myself
I never stormed Grammys cause they did not award me
Hear me? You better recognize me!

I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack

(Break)

...It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack

I don't wanna be a gangsta anymo'
I spent a year or two just hanging out wit my ho's
Gettin' booty, half-assing rhymes all of the time
I'm simply not down with the hood life
It's time I got back
It's time I got back
I've been rapping even though I'm not really black
A straight ghetto hack

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Chris Kilo - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
The line in there about the Grammys refers to Kanye Wests' recent boo-hooing abut not winning an award from his cateory, though I'm not sure if it was the Grammys or not. I just took a bit of poetic liberty on that one...

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