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Song Parodies -> "Busty Dolly"

Original Song Title:

"Buddy Holly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Busty Dolly"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

The Lyrics

Not big on country, but there's an old girl
that I can't help but want
Starred in Best Whorehouse and 9 to 5
so cute when she cussed

Ooh ooh, but what I like more
Ooh ooh, those two sweet headlights
Ooh ooh, I could stare at 'em all the time

Ooh wee ooh, I wish I had busty Dolly
oh oh, those things I just adore
I don't care about her advanced old age
I'd still like to hit that

When I hear that one song
it's such a turn on
she will always love me
I bet her biscuits would taste so damn fine
wish I lived in Tennessee

Ooh ooh, I am twenty-four
Ooh ooh, and she's old as time
Ooh ooh, but she still raises my pine

Ooh wee ooh, I wish I had busty Dolly
oh oh, those things I just adore
I don't care about her advanced old age
I'd still like to hit that
I'd still like to hit that

Wam! Bam! I'd like to score
after we're done, we'd do it some more
I, I, will always love you
when we got tired, I'd sleep on her boobs
She would wear her best wig
break out the moonshine and take a swig
Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers? Who?
Yeah, I would be the king of Dollywood, oh, oh, whoa-oh

And I'd get all free rides
I'd get all free rides

Ooh wee ooh, I wish I had busty Dolly
oh oh, those things I just adore
I don't care about her advanced old age
I'd still like to hit that
I'd still like to hit that
I'd still like to hit that
I'd still like to hit that




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