Baking In The Kitchen,
Grilling On The Lawn
Cooking at The Blind Lemon 'cause my career's gone
Cooking in the morning, cooking all night
Try my quesadillas, take a bite... yeah yeah.

Serving in the dining room, cooking in the kitchen
Don't be surprised if I start bitchin'
Cookin' in there and drinking a liter
So I put my ingredients in and started the beater.

Whipped Cream, ice cream, coconut cream for her
I messed up her order and I can't ignore her.
Try my Cherry Pie
It's better than mincemeat and I'll tell you why
Mincemeat's so bad it makes me cry.
Eat Cherry Pie

They repossessed my home,
I'm living in my car.
Why'd this happen to me,
I used to be a star

I'm out of money, my time has passed
But I'll make a couple bucks if I bust my ass
Whipped cream, ice cream, coconut cream for her
I messed up her order and I can't ignore her.

Sling it! All night long
Sling it!
Cleaning up the kitchen, mopping up the floor
Pretending I'm still a rock star till the boss comes in the door
In he walks, standing 6 foot 4 and says, "You ain't gonna have a job no more!"

Try my Cherry Pie
It's better than mincemeat and I'll tell you why
Mincemeat's so bad it makes me cry
Try my Cherry Pie

But if you eat too much, you'll be ten feet wide
You'll be like me and you'll cry and you'll cry
Then your family and friends will want to hide
As you bake Cherry Pie
Bake Cherry Pie!
Sling It!