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Song Parodies -> "Fake Ass Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"Fake Ass Baby"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is about Vanilla Ice's fake ass the chorus really dosn't make sense
Yo VIP let's kick it

Fake ass baby (x2)
Alright start hatin him and listen
Ice came out with a bad invention
In his sleep I will grab ahold on his neck tightly
Have nightmares about me daily and nightly
Will he ever stop, yo I hope so
He's just like Ciara so I will call him a homo
Stalkin the producers to promote his album
If you thought he was the shit you're a victim of his scandle
Dance to this shit in public yo I dare ya
You will be wearing thugs new mascara
Please don't listen to this deadly melody
Whoever wrote this song should get a felony
When some one plays it I allusinate
Just face it guys this dude is gay
Name any chart yo he topped it
Let's run some test to see why we bought it

Fake ass baby vanilla's a (x4)

Why is this party jumpin
Play this beat and i'll hit you in the head with somethin
Ya'll could see it in his eyes that the dude was fakin
It took him hours to find somethin that rhymed with bacon
His whole face is full of pimples
In his interview he said he was a sex symbol
How did his writer pick this tempo
He was never on a role so he never should of went solo
Dude what in the hell is a 5.0
He put the rag top down so his weave can blow
The girlies was walkin by then he said hi
Yo did they stop? naw just ran bye
So he busted a teer went to another block
They started shootin and he ran like a cock
When he was at moms house he checked to see if he was dead
If you think he is cool then you should check your head
Ice just mad cause I am out gettin mine
He said Shay had a guage and he had a nine
This dude is going down faster than Niagra Falls
Ice is a chump he doesn't have any balls
Gun shots rang out faster then a glitch
When the drama was over Vanilla was crying like a bitch
If I ever Saw this dude I will whope his ass
Made one dumb single and got all this cash
Name any chart yo he topped it
Let's run some test to see why we bought it

Fake ass baby vanilla's a (x4)

He said he smokes weed and he can't show it
Ice embarrased Miami in case you didn't know it.
My town is the one that made the bass sound
He told alot of lies so you wouldn't know he was clown
His lyrics were mistakenly spill
When you here his song you would want to pop a pill
HE said dope and mascaline was how he made green
He just told those lies just to be seen
When they play this shit all the DJs say Damn!
How did they make this crap into a jam
Keep this in mind if he starts to write hooks
Say one bad thing about him and he will get shook
Ya'll just face it this dude is gay
Who in the hell is his friend named Shay

Fake ass baby vanillla's a (x4)
Yo man lets not buy anymore of his albums
Tell your mother
Fake ass baby too weird
Fake ass baby too weird too weird (x2)
Fake ass baby

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Jack tha Mack - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was very funny and the Eminem parody was funny 2
Adams Apple - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude ur funny as hell
Chris H. - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is cool , funny , but I love mainly because of how much I can't stand Vanilla we're right on!
mike - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
v@nill@ ice

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