Song Parodies -> Vanilla Ice Cream(Hard to Swallow Man)

Original Song Title:

"Too Cold, Zig Zag Stories, Prozac and The Wrath"

Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

  
Parody Song Title:

"Vanilla Ice Cream(Hard to Swallow Man)"

Parody Written by:

Monk Man

He's back from the dead, just like he always said.
No one gives a crap if he's good at rock or rap.
I'm gealius 'cause the dork went platinum,
Now I'm gonna blast him in the, till he's dead,
With my magnium.
Fell the wrath of the ice shit.

CHORUS
Ice, ice baby
Call me a freak, but just don't stare.
Say f-k Vanilla Ice, 'cause I don't care
Ice, ice baby
Through your hands in the air, let me know you're out there.

It was a zig zag story I had the other day,
I rolled a phat blunt and yo it went this way.
I took a puff (a huh) and what did I see?
Those mother f-kers makin' fun of me.
So what if I suck, I don't give a f-k.
I aint gonna stop so you're sith out of luck.

CHORUS

We gets crazy like prozac,
Does anyone have a mint? 'Cause I think I need a tic tac.
I'm gonna drop this song, like another shity bomb.
Word to your mother, Ice is a dumbass f-ker.
My name's Vanilla Ice, my DJ's on the slice and I'm
STOMP, STOMP, STOMPIN' THROUGH THE BAYOU!
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