Song Parodies -> Die Die Osama

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

  
Parody Song Title:

"Die Die Osama"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Honaker

Yo, USA lets kick it!

Die Die Osama, Die Die Osama
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Bin Laden here's our mission
We're here to get your ass
If you move, you better move fast
Will we ever stop? Yo-I don't know
We'll search high and search low
You say that we're to blame
So into our buildings you a flew a plane

Allah, The God of your choice
I think your insane cause you heard a voice
Demons, stole your soul
You found a cave and jumped in a hole
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The U.S. don't play
You're a problem, Yo, we'll solve it
Check out the bomb as the U.S. drops it

Die Die Osama, Die Die Osama
Die Die Osama, Die Die Osama

Now it's bombs we're dropping
And in your tracks, You'll be stopping
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
We're cooking your ass like a pound of bacon
Burning you if you're not quick and nimble
The eagle is our symbol
A symbol of hate and rage
You need to be locked in a cage
Flying in our fighter jets
Dropping bombs we haven't found you yet
Afghani's on the stand by, with their hands in the air
Did they run? No-They just stood there
Kept on pursuing trying to find Osama
I busted a left and I'm heading to his mama


Yo-so I continued to A1A Kandahar Ave.
Afghan rebels using AK47's
Taliban thinking Allah will get them to heaven
Mad 'cause were bombing his cave's
Powell with a nine and Dubya with a 12 gauge
Nailing the Taliban to the wall
They're acting ill cause they got no balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
Shooting Afghani's--And sending them to hell
Dying in the desert real fast
Even Allah can't save their ass
Osama trying to get to Iraq
'Cause Saddam has got his back
With weapons, you know what I mean
Sending him money, lots of green
You're the problem, Yo, We'll solve it
Check out the bomb while the U.S. drops it

Die Die Osama Bin Laden, Die Die Osama Bin Laden
Die Die Osama Bin Laden, Die Die Osama Bin Laden

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
U.S. on the scene just in case you didn't know it
We're gonna kick your ass around
Then we're gonna put you in the ground
We're gonna contain you like a chemical spill
You'll want to kill yourself after you get our bill
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a war
We'll make it bad, then you'll beg for no more
Dubya plans the attack, Next stop get Saddam
Out of Iraq so fast other nations say "Damn"
But first we have to get you out of Afghanistan
Dubya says go ahead and bomb 'em
I'm not gonna rest til I find Bin Laden
You're the problem, Yo-We'll solve it!
Check out the bomb while the U.S. drops it


Die Die Osama Bin Laden, Die Die Osama Bin Laden
Die Die Osama Bin Laden, Die Die Osama Bin Laden

Yo Osama-Get out of here! Word to Saddam your next!

Die Die Osama You Fool, Die Die Osama You Fool You Fool
Die Die Osama You Fool You Fool ,Die Die Osama You Fool
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Red Ant - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty good attempt on "Ice Ice Baby", and kudos for doing the whole song. This would have been much better to read about 7 years ago, but oh well.
Andria - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Although this parody came a little too late, it is good enough to win the inaugural Andria Award for Best Parody About The World's Most-Loathed Man! 5s.
Joseph Honaker - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I wrote this after 9/11 but did not know about this site until a few months ago. Wish I'd known then. Thanks for the comments!!!

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